Nappy cat

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

what are any of you ever fucking talking about

I hate to say it and I hate to know it but if you crave intimacy and deep relation you truly have to muster the courage to go first.

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

I am in a really weird point in my life if U can't tell