I used my most professional passive aggressive angry language with a German client via email today and he got back to me like as much as I’m not happy with this whole experience you are very friendly. They cannot be phased! They don’t give a fuck

I put chocolate protein (really good quality with collagen and beef broth not the shit that burns your stomach lining) into my oats for breakfast with skin on kiwi and banana and blueberries it was so beautiful first of all and good

I deeply trust what the psilocybin truffles from Amsterdam showed me which is that I’m here to experience and be pure love and joy and pleasure I love every inch of myself I just forget that and others are deliriously precious have you ever stared at your face looking for a problem while tripping on mushrooms and you couldn’t find anything wrong and then you pull up your shirt looking for something wrong and you can’t find anything wrong you turn around and glance over your shoulder like have I been this beautiful this whole time? Why can’t I see through these eyes every day? And you think of your dad who disappeared and nothing’s wrong you think of your passive aggressive mother and nothing’s wrong you text her a million emoji hearts and call her but she’s busy working and nothing is wrong! You talk to your dead grandparents in the sky and really feel them there. You move photos of other dead relatives around the house to better areas near the flowers in the light where they can feel more at home. You stretch and move and it takes no effort. It’s like your body knows everything it needs already. You don’t have to guess or watch a YouTube video. Queen of your little world, which is you. Most beautiful experience ever that has totally stayed with me. Imperfection is genuinely a trick played by jokers on the lowest of levels

It feels so incredible when the person who has literally seen you at your worst, literally on the floor, screaming at them, crying your eyes out, lived with you in your drunk phase, asexual sloth phase, etcetera looks at you over dinner and says you’re just like a really beautiful person. I think that love really does make things new all the time. It’s so regenerative and freeing. I am very grateful for that

Please he got us that robot vacuum that mops too and it connects to an app in my phone and I can schedule floor cleaning without moving my ass I was like are you really this lazy and he’s like I didn’t want my queen to dirty her hands. Tbh the robot is really fun I named her Duchess and she’s currently mopping kitchen while I work. It’s not like a thorough enough clean where you never have to clean again but it does keep things orderly between cleans. Love itttttt 💕