you're rad

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

floating loafs on several degrees of squish

@hiddeninthe-veil

@kittybroker

Highly squashable beasts squeezing their way onto the market for the low price of only $11.50 a piece!

reminder that you are cool and legend

you are cool and legend you hear me

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.