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Says our dear traveller
(unsentimentally)
"All that remains is his
foot and his knee."
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Higgledy piggledy,
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rendered in stone with a
strident decree.
Says our dear traveller
(unsentimentally)
"All that remains is his
foot and his knee."

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WHAT THE FUCK
Only did the Wordle because of this post, got it on guess 4, my entire household was in an unroar. We're so mad.
My wife and I got it in 4, though to be fair we were both doing it at the same time.
There have been race riots in several countries. Masked men burning families out of their homes. Moral purity tests are back in. The political left and right are exchanging notes on antisemitism. American democrats are standing behind a man with a Totenkopf tattoo. A large number of the far left identifies with a terrorist organisation. Russia continues to occupy Ukrainian territories. Russian militias in Africa continue to exploit the region for monetary gain. There are currently 117.8 million people displaced by various conflicts around the world.
A lot of people like to say that they would always be on the right side of history. Well, here we are, and from where I’m standing, a great many of you are far, far away.
I feel like I'm going to get a bunch of hate for this, but you can't talk about "moral purity tests" and then discount a politician because they got a shitty tattoo while drunk in a foreign country 14 years ago that resembles a fairly obscure Nazi symbol, who covered it up the moment they were made aware of the connotations.
It wasn't the swastika. It wasn't the SS lightning bolts. It was a skull and crossbones that the majority of people would not recognize as anything other than a skull and crossbones. I didn't even know what that symbol was until this came into the news, and I'm Jewish.
The American education system doesn't teach you each and every symbol that the Nazis used. You can't complain about "moral purity tests" and then expect someone to know everything or be labeled as bad.
It's like if you called that dumb girl who tattooed the Z for Gen Z on her hand during lockdown a Nazi because it looked like an SS lightning bolt. She wasn't a Nazi, she was just ignorant.
You don't want moral purity tests? Stop using them.
You’re so right! The tattoo that Graham Platner has been said to refer to as “my Totenkopf” is actually just a skull and crossbones tattoo in no way associated with the Totenkopf. Easy mistake to make.
Who said he said that? Any actual sources or just gossip?
People can make mistakes and learn from them. Not letting them do that while complaining about moral purity tests is simply hypocritical.
Maine Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner on Thursday said he could not explain why a former girlfriend was describing his controvers
His ex girlfriend had text receipts where she knew what it was in August of 2025 whereas Platner claimed he only found out in October when the controversy started. The girlfriend is a republican but the fact that it’s in texts would prove she isn’t lying and Platner didn’t choose to cover up the tattoo despite knowing it’s meaning until it became a controversy. I’m also just gonna suggest that even if he was telling the truth someone who tattoos symbols they don’t know the meaning of on their body and goes years without trying to find out maybe isn’t intelligent or careful enough to be a politician. It should also be acknowledged that Platner worked for fucking Blackwater PMC in 2018 and said that he left because he saw the funnelling of money to pmcs as fraudulent not because it was a fucking mercenary company. (This part is on his Wikipedia page). People can change but Platner doesn’t seem to have.
According to his Wikipedia, he was security contractor for Constellis for 6 months? 8 years ago?? And he worked as diplomatic security for the Ambassador to Afghanistan???
Saying he can't be a good candidate because of that is absolutely a moral purity test.
As for the tattoo - his ex said something about it while talking shit to her friends, that doesn't mean that he knew it was a Nazi symbol. It also happened two months before he learned about it and covered it up, which is about enough time for that to get through the grape vine to him.
I'm not saying shill for the guy. Hell, I know very little about his politics because I don't live in Maryland.
l'm saying complaining about moral purity tests *while imposing* them is hypocritical. That's it.
There’s a line between “this guy didn’t say the current trendy thing, he must be evil” and “This person has a traceable past of being a shitty person and only taking accountability when his transgressions are forced into the limelight, we maybe shouldn’t elect him to high political office”. You and I appear to disagree on where this line is
Earlier this year, I posted about the agony of helping my mother plant vegetables and re-pot tomato plants. She shut everything down.
A bit later I had a conversation with all my family members, mother last, about the kinds of jams and preserves they like. My father likes certain preserves, but he would never go into the cellar and grab a jar of plums, or cherries, or apple-sauce. He wouldn't even open a bottle of home-brewed cider. He's completely passive. It would never in a million years occur to him to go down the stairs and get some marmalade. My father wants me to grow chili peppers, but he rarely uses them. Instead, when it's harvest time, I dry them, and then he buys chili powder at the store anyway. He doesn't like the varieties of apples in the garden. He eats lots of apples, but he buys new ones at the store.
My sister doesn't eat breakfast. She has coffee for breakfast and that's it. She doesn't eat marmalade. She likes marmalade, but she doesn't eat it. She uses home-cooked bottled tomato sauce and salsa. My sister would prefer fruit to preserved in 300ml jars and savoury sauces in 700ml bottles.
Mother often talks about opening a jar of plums, but she never actually does. She doesn't ever open a jar of marmalade that is older than six months. The next year, she says "Why not open the good stuff first? I don't want to eat the old marmalade!" This way, there's marmalade from 2010 that has never been opened. She likes apple-sauce, but she would rather cook it fresh from store-bought apples. She would never open a jar of her own home-canned cherries, because she didn't take out the pits. She would never drink the preserved apple juice.
Nobody actually ever opens a bottle of apple juice, or a jar of cherries. Everybody buys cherries and even apple juice when they need to cook or bake something with apples.
As a result, there's marmalade in her basement that is ten years old, and there are large jars of canned plums nobody eats, large jars of canned cherries nobody eats, bottles of cider and apple juice and home-brewed wine and so many apples. Apart from one of the trees, they don't really store well, but every year, I help harvest the apples and the pears and the cherries and three different types of plums, and then nobody eats the preserves.
But this year, I talked to everybody, and I got everybody on the same page, and I even got mother to agree that this is dumb. I took charge of jams and preserves, and I worked out how many jars of cherries we actually eat, how many jars of marmalade we need, and so on. If some cherries or strawberries go to waste, that's ok. If some plums go to waste, well, I don't like them anyway. I got mother to agree to only make preserves she actually eats, and unless we make cider again, we're not juicing all the apples.
There was already a lot of wailing and gnashing of teeth, because mother wanted me to no be so fast with all the cherries, but I got a large pot and 20 small canning jars and I canned 8 kg of cherries – the cherries I like to eat, prepared the way I like to eat them – in one day. Usually, she processes 2 kg of fruit per day, as the buckets and baskets of harvested fruit pile up in her kitchen. This year we made 3 kg of strawberry marmalade only, and some rhubarb marmalade. I decided to make syrups out of the berries instead of jam, because we have so much jam from last year, and we made 2.5 litres of syrup. I opened some jars from 2018 and dumped out the stuff that wasn't edible any more. I even popped out all of the pits of the cherries before canning them, which mother never does, because she says it's too much work, but then the cherries spoil faster and there's cyanide in the jar. Not enough to kill you, but more than necessary.
Basically, somehow I got my way. I talked to mother in a calm and measured way, and I explained that we don't have to eat all the cherries and strawberries and apples just so they don't go to waste, and we don't even have to make preserves if we never eat the preserves. Even then, when we make preserves, we should make sure that we actually want to eat them, and prepare them according to our tastes.
Year after year, this was a point of contention, and mother made me climb into the trees and harvest cherries she didn't need, or she made me juice every last fallen apple, even though we don't drink apple juice. And this year, she just listened to me, and she agreed that we don't need that much marmalade. This year, she admitted that she doesn't like pits in her canned cherries. She admitted that it doesn't make sense to make preserves you know you won't eat.
For years, it felt so... mentally draining to have to help her with all the harvesting and preserving, knowing it would all go to waste in five to ten years anyway. I wonder if she remembers this next year.
Not tto backseat or nothing, but, uh, why not give away the old preserves (friends, neighbors, food donation) if they were still edible but nobody "local" ate them?
I think it would be nice if just once some of you guys would meet up in real life and then come back talking about how much you hate each other and doing cutesy vagueposts about how you're plotting to kill each other
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It's wild to me that there are people who are adamantly against homeschooling because parents aren't certified teachers or have degrees in teaching when there are teachers on TikTok telling people that students are performing several grades below where they're supposed to be.
Clearly doesn't matter if the person is trained or not to teach, apparently. Public schools are not really teaching kids.
Meanwhile, my brother is homeschooling his kids, matching their level of each subject to where they're at, and in many subjects, they're ahead of their peers. In others, they're on par to what their grade would be.
My brother does not have a teaching degree.
For everything that is held against homeschooling, it can also be held against public schooling.
So the question is, why is it unacceptable in homeschooling -most of the time to the point of removing it as an option or putting more safeguards against it- yet acceptable en masse in public school?
Why does public school get to remain the default schooling method when it faces the same issues homeschooling does with fewer safeguards and on a larger scale?
Not to go all tin foil hat but it is because public schooling is government schooling, and quit frankly the government does not actually want people to be educated in all reality. For if enough people were educated and knew things like economics or politics, they'd probably revolt and burn it all down.
I'm not going to list all the things wrong with public education or else I'd be here all day, but in all essence, public school is not about education, it's about indoctrination. It pushes kids to believe certain things, to reject others and then it pushes them towards "higher education" in which 90% of them will take out loans and be in crippling debt due to the interest rates on said loans (the only loan you can't get away from by filing for bankruptcy)
although the stigma against homeschooling did give us one of the greatest scenes in movie history
It is literally never, ever, an agentic conspiracy to make people stupid.
It is literally never, ever an agentic trick to pretend to be incompetent.
We can see thousands and thousands of educators talk to each other about their jobs. We can see every single step of the process that results in this system. There are no secret orders. There is no covert agenda. We can see who makes the curricula and why and how. They are not receiving secret orders.
It is literally never, ever an agentic trick to pretend to be incompetent. It is always actual incompetence.
Like try to think about their perspective.
"We have to intentionally keep the people stupid because if they knew the truth they'd rise up against us" requires the people in charge to know that their own beliefs are false. It is trivially observable that they think their beliefs are true. They would want people to be educated because they, just like you, think that "educated" means "agrees with me" and think anyone who does not agree with them has been misled. They're not able to accomplish their goal because they're bad at their jobs.
Opinions designed to make me specifically lose all hope:
I always call people I meet at work by their first name, whether they want it or not. When they talk to me on a first name basis, that means we are friends, and that's good. I want to be friends with everybody. When people insist on being called Mr. Name instead of Jim, they don't want to be my friend, and then I don't give a shit about respecting them. Or worse, they are socially conservative. I don't understand why people would ever be unfriendly and unfamiliar and go by last name.
We ggot another "pointing finger mistaken for the moon" lads
me as a kid reading Dune: I appreciate the detailed world-building that justifies why everyone fights with swords and has mental powers, but the idea of a Butlerian Jihad against computers is pretty silly
me in 2025, trying desperately to find the three (3) places you need to go to to disable the latest helpful AI assistant that's inserted itself into my work chat and is advising me to do things that would be a breach of federal law: Oh Now I Get It
“If you love cooking with garlic, you know it does a lot of good in recipes by helping build flavor — but its strong odor can linger for hours, especially on our hands. We’ve all been in the situation where after preparing a wonderful meal, we’re left with the stench of garlic on our fingers — yuck! There are a few tricks people often recommend to eliminate the smell: lemon juice or vinegar, rubbing your hands with salt, or even using toothpaste! But those don’t work — all they do is mask the garlic smell. So what does really work? Stainless steel.”
cooking with garlic? jerk off your sink
STRONGLY recommend jerking off a stainless steel spoon or just getting one of those gimmicky stainless steel ‘soap’ bars rather than using your expensive and hard to replace plumbing hardware - the stainless steel does get the stinky sulfur compounds off your hands, yes, but they have to go somewhere, and where they go is onto the steel. And stainless steel is not actually corrosion proof if you keep putting sulfur compounds on it frequently long term!
- local friendly chemist with considerable experience in What Things Can Eat What Grades of Stainless Steel (for spacecraft purposes mainly; don’t rub copper chloride on your taps either).

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It's wild how many people seem to think that winning a revolution would somehow be easier than winning an election.
This is what I'm saying!! People keep being like "we can't possibly solve things through voting! That would involve massive organizing, getting everyone on the same page, making compromises and settling for less than perfection, and it would be subject to the influence of mega-wealthy donors and an opposition-controlled media environment! We just have to have a revolution so we don't have to deal with any of those things!"
And it's like. I'd be less annoyed about what are obviously people who are hurt and frustrated lashing out if they didn't act like I was a fucking fascist for saying "I don't think massive amounts of death and violence will help this situation, actually"
As a rule, I would describe the people being mentioned as "super enthusiastic about righteous murder, unable to consider being stabbed in the back by their friends"
100% !!!!!
...Who 'made' you do any of these?
Tapes were more portable than records. CDs were larger capacity than tapes and better fidelity. MP3s were cheaper than CDs and copiable to multiple locations.
The subscriptions started as much MUCH broader access than your collection, but there's absolutely nothing stopping you from going back to curated collections on local drives.
It occurs to me that most folks who have “socialist/communist/leftist/eat the rich” attitudes in the United States would immediately change their tune if they had 1950s style socioeconomic prosperity and hope.
Some want to own houses, get better jobs, have improved prospects for their children. Others want prestigious jobs at colleges and news outlets and publishing contracts. They’d all support The Way Things Are if they thought the socioeconomic system was going to give them the lifestyle the boomers had.
This is absolutely true, but in ways points to a deeper failure.
Capitalism depends on actually giving benefits to people, and if you just ignore it and let capitalism fuck up a generation (2008) so much they demand socialism, then the decision makers chose their greed over the preservation of the system.
And if they forgot that bargain, then getting worse is going to accelerate.
Time was Big Capital would actually say this out loud:
Yes! I almost included that one theory is that through the 90's the capitalist country had to offer a better standard of living in competing ideologically with communism. This put some discipline on capitalists to not let all the resources go to the top, and when the USSR collapsed is when we started seeing ultra-capitalism take off.
I think the issue(that ironically this post is also exhibiting) is that communists have convinced a significant number of people that
We currently live under unrestricted free market capitalism.
The only alternative to what we have now is communism.
Neither of these things are true. What we have is not capitalism(or at least not what most self-described 'pro-capitalists' would call capitalism), but rather an 'expert' managed economy. One where the people at the top(government, investment class and megacorps) work together to hinder the functioning of capitalism for everybody who isnt 'one of them.'
The US hasnt had true, unrestricted capitalism since before anybody living today was born(and one could even argue we never really did). But it has gotten further and further from that over the last century. So its not a coincidence that things have gotten worse for most people.
As for the second statement the alternative to both communism and the 'expert' managed faux capitalism we have now is...real capitalism. To get rid of the managerial class and let people create and build freely. Its what built American prosperity. And moving away from it is how we got to where we are now.
I always felt that this stemmed from the mid 2000's. The neocons in charge at the time proclaimed themselves capitalists but never actually practiced it what with all the subsidies and regulatory capture the government had. At best the economic system the neocons actually practiced can be called corporatism or crony capitalism. But because they proclaimed themselves as such everyone believed what they lived under must be capitalism.
Then comes the 2008 financial crisis and it fucks everyone over. So, because people thought they lived under capitalism they blamed capitalism for this. When in reality the cause of the 2008 financial crisis was a very bad policy by the Federal Reserve to encourage banks to give crappy mortgages that they could never pay back. So when young people on the left rebel in the form of Occupy Wall Street they advocate for socialism. But in reality, if you prod them on what they actually want it's closer to social democracy which comes with its own set of flaws but is not as bad as socialism.
Because of these preconceptions that people have and things materially getting worse people will double down on their views. Both the left and the right and become more extreme as a result. And they will propose more extreme policies that when they get into power and implement may actually make things worse.
Earlier.
FDR was a socialist totalitarian. The role of the federal government, the reach of the federal government are both unrecognizable when you look at them before and after his presidency. It was during his presidency, from one of his executive orders, that spawned Wickard v. Filburn. EVERYTHING after this decision is within reach of the Federal Government to regulate, to tax, and to control.
The Great Depression gave them the excuse and the emergency powers. World War II cemented those powers by smoothly transitioning them from 'support the economy' to 'mobilize for war.'
The US never demobilized. We have had a military ready and instantly capable of fighting World War II again for the last 70 years. With no buildup. That's preposterous, historically speaking. It's necessary to maintain the fiction that the government requires this much control and power and meddling.
We're the Good Guys because we won, but the evil fascists and communists socializing all of the vital industries, demanding that they make what the government says is needed, in the amounts that they say are needed... That was Soviet farms, German steel, and US automotive and bulk goods in equal measure.
You will find vast numbers of wealthy business owners during the 30s-40s who were a) Socialist, b) proponents of the New Deal, and c) supporters of the Reich. This isn't a coincidence.
Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.
Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.
I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.
I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'
Redwall, Rats of Nimh, The Hobbit, Narnia, and so many more were a big part of my childhood. Good books hit even harder when you're a kid.
The hobbit was literally the first chapter book I ever read
I had honest to god legitimate opinions on abridgement versus full-length novels when I was in THIRD GRADE. I was reading 150+ page novels in like... second grade? It was actually a problem in college lit courses because I'd basically skipped all of the 8-15 age range books and had ZERO context for what they were or what the classics of that range were.
At least my age, younger people forget we didn't have 24/7 internet, much less on demand media streaming. We had TIME to read and fewer distractions.
It's wild to me that there are people who are adamantly against homeschooling because parents aren't certified teachers or have degrees in teaching when there are teachers on TikTok telling people that students are performing several grades below where they're supposed to be.
Clearly doesn't matter if the person is trained or not to teach, apparently. Public schools are not really teaching kids.
Meanwhile, my brother is homeschooling his kids, matching their level of each subject to where they're at, and in many subjects, they're ahead of their peers. In others, they're on par to what their grade would be.
My brother does not have a teaching degree.
It's another example of the sort of magical thinking I'm always talking about that people engage in. The Teaching Degree™, issued by An Authority™, is understood to bestow a special variety of competence and ability that is simply unattainable without it. It is a magical key item that the quest (education) cannot proceed without.
Any pointing out how this clashes with reality simply deflects off of the all-consuming belief in the magic. It conflicts with the absolute certainty that comes of believing in the magic of the Authority™ and the degrees it grants, or has to be explained away with the same sort of ardent anger that the deeply religious feel towards genuine heresy.
Probably the only thing worse than the people that think this way are the ones that want homeschooling banned because they know that public schools are indoctrination centers and they want to be in charge of the indoctrination.
Let's not neglect the argument where they harp on the worst case scenario where a parent isolates thier child to better abuse them, and treats public schools as the one lifeline saving children from abuse. (As if public schools didn't give bad teachers the opportunity to abuse whole classrooms at once.)
At which point I have kids they are not going to public school at all. I'll either move to fucking Japan and have them schooled there, or I'll home school.
At this point I've seen too many videos about teachers bragging about teaching kids sexuality and sexual identity and trying to be the kids "friends" they can come to when their parents "just don't understand".
We used to have a fucking tag line for this.
I have a teaching degree.
I was taught classroom management and subject specialties, child psychology and adolescent development best practices. Legal requirements and what the scope of mandated reporter laws are. I was taught how to write a lesson plan to satisfy your admin (and then taught later by fellow teachers how stupid it is), how to write fair tests, how when and why you might grade those tests on a curve. How payscales and teachers unions worked, the history of education in the US and the beginnings of the DEI woke 'we must treat The Blacks Different because reasons no it's totally not racist.'
You know what I wasn't taught?
How to actually teach in any coherent manner. At no point during 4 years of schooling were we given batteries of lessons in a controlled environment of 'this is how you disseminate information, this is how you handle spot-assessments for understanding, go up there and try it and we'll correct your form and methods.'
This was all done a) during one-day/week shadow sessions at the beginning of your freshman year, where you didn't actually teach anything, b) individual lessons or if you're lucky 3-4 days modules without context, and c) throwing you into the deep end of student teaching for a semester.
99% of this was overseen by teachers outside of the actual department you were nominally paying to teach you how to teach, and it was incredibly hit or miss on whether you'd get useful feedback, feedback AT ALL, or even a chance to stand in front of the class and teach things. Very often you'd be a secretary or admin assistant or paper-grader.
The whole thing was very heavily 'you've been watching teachers do this for years now, you should know how to do this,' which is about as useful as 'you've seen doctors working for decades, here's a prescription pad' or 'you've lived in houses all your life, designing and building one is easy.'
Add that they're inflicting these student teachers on actual kids, who should be getting the best education they can. I can almost guarantee that Education Universities would never be able to place if parents were given the same disclosure and option for having student teachers in their kids' classroom as you are when doctors are training interns.
Yeah. Homeschool your kids if you have even the slightest desire to do so and the competence to pass eighth grade standardized tests. If you can't do that, for the love of God keep them out of public schools and watch the school you choose to put them in like a hawk.

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The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.
Someone who can call themselves a writer for the biggest movie franchise on Earth wrote 'Somehow Palpatine returned.'
The project can only be hurt. It has no power here.
>Instructions on salmon filet say to bake thawed at 400 F for 25-30 minutes >wellthatcantberight.jpg >look it up >ultimately the main thing is the internal temp like you'd expect. 140-145 is the FDA recommendation to kill off anything that might be in there. 120-125 is rare or medium-rare equivalent and probably tastes better but I don't fuck around with food borne illnesses for personal reasons >I settle on 135-140 target temp and then I'll let it rest >most people I'm seeing are cooking at 350 degrees >some are doing it as low as 200 F but again I don't feel like going that low >stick it in for 300 F figuring I'll check it after a bit >check at 25 minute mark figuring it'll need more time >147 F internal
Salmon is a fish. It cooks if you look at it too hard.
Most people overcook the shit out of salmon specifically. Which... eh. If it doesn't burn and you like it falling apart it can be fine.