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types of stard
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ba
this is oddly close to real âardâ is a real suffix in the english language just like âlyâ or âifyâ, it just isnt common enough for us to notice its usage. âardâ means âtoo muchâ or âtoo easilyâ so âmustardâ is something that is âtoo pungentâ, just as âwizardâ is someone who is too wise, âcowardâ is someone too easily cowed, and âdrunkardâ is someone too often drunk
this implies that âbastardâ is someone who is too âbastâ and this needs experimentation and research
This is pretty much correct. According to the OED bastard is from Old French and the bast- part means âpack saddleâ which was used as a bed by mule drivers, giving the phrase fils de bast, a child conceived on the pack saddle instead of the marriage bed. In English it becomes bastard, the -ard being a pejorative. It is the same one as wizard and coward and drunkard.
types of ard
must
bast
wiz
cow
further types of ard, since etymonline has a whole section about it (art is an accepted variant)
buzz
bragg
lagg
dast
No no no, I call at least partial bullshit because I was once specifically curious if âcowedâ and âcowardâ were derived from the same root and they arenât.
âCowerâ is likewise unrelated, even though it seems like the tree words should all be derived from the same root given their similarity in sound and meaning.
Mangione was charged with two federal stalking counts and faces a maximum penalty of life in prison in the 2024 killing of UnitedHealthcare
lol
sad that he's fallen for the media lies too
you know they're going to say that he was coerced, they forced him to falsely confess with torture, and his attorneys are obviously in on it, because clearly he didn't do it and also it was good that he did it so he has no reason to confess
I admit I was suspicious of why he would confess so fully, and then I read more of the article and oh, it's because he's trying to avoid a life sentence from the state trial
The Most Important Social Phenomenon of the Late 2010s
Very long, very good essay. Recommended.
Small excerpt:
The Para-State Tech companies had, and used, the power to close the Internet, but they could not and would not have done it alone. The 20th century totalitarian party-states, like Nazi Germany, the USSR, or the PRC, with their tendencies to formalize and unify authority, had official government censorship departments with lists of ideas and topics that could not be mentioned, and a party line on what narratives are publicly acceptable. Western states today, and especially the US, do not. Instead, these functions are outsourced to an opaque web of nominally-private NGOs, media organizations, and academics. Jacob Siegel, pointing to the close links between these organizations, tech companies, and US intelligence, calls this network The Information State, and I prefer the term âpara-stateâ for those organizations that are neither for-profit tech platforms nor officially part of the government.
Why is it appropriate to call these organizations para-statal rather than private? First, because they are often public trusts, given tax privileges[35] in exchange for operating in the public interest as determined by the state. Second, they were and are usually funded by governmentsâ especially the EU, Germany, Britain, and the USâor by other tax-privileged public trusts. Third, they exercise power, such as blacklisting and censorship, usually exercised by states[36]. Fourth, they are often directly privileged and empowered by governments; for example, under the EUâs Digital Services Act, tech platforms must defer to registered âtrusted flaggers.â These institutions are not part of the formal state, but they are part of the ruling regime.
you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.
Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!
How much does this effect you?
Nothing changes
It's inconvenient but I can deal with jty
It will be hard to adjust but I'll figure it out
I don't know if I'll be able to live like this
Maybe I can find another vampire to finish the turning?
I might just kill myself
Results/other
thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much
"You are repelled by holy symbols"
No. I object. That one is dumb. Dracula is repelled by a crucifix in the original because Dracula is demonic. He studied at the Scholomance. A bunch of his powers and weaknesses are Antichrist tropes. Jesus walked on water, Dracula can't cross water, etc.
The 1977 Monster Manual (1E D&D) says a vampire is repelled by "a cross or several other holy symbols of lawful good" and from there it got watered down to generic "holy symbols" over time, including evil ones. I figure this was partly as a setting constraint of D&D not having Christianity nor consistent alignment mechanics, and partly edition drift which inevitably loses details of earlier editions while the new hires add their own twist.
This is too blatantly a game abstraction, like eating a wheel of cheese to fix a gunshot wound in seconds. I deny it. I'm still Christian, I'm going to church, and God isn't going to repel me.
*spins again*
"You cannot enter a building without first being invited"
Okay that's annoying but I wasn't planning on a burglary career.
I mmust untie all knots in rope that I see
So i guess I'm never going to see anywhere nautically-themed ever again

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A "salad" of radishes on the side would make this dish perfect.
You could add mozzarella pearls to the radish salad. Soften the pepperiness of radishes a little.
Do they sell mozzarella balls that small?
Yeah, they're sold as mozzarella pearls. The idea is that you can throw them into a salad, instead of shredding a normal sized mozzarella ball.
Some stores have mozzarella in a tube shape and it's firmer. You can slice pieces and put them on pizza and they keep the shape better.
Yup, balls and bricks are what I'm familiar with.
But yeah, more spheres for the sphere menu! xD
could have mochi for dessert
At the Tumblr Ball Pit Diner
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"was", "did", "tried"
Past tense? So they'r-- so you're doing something different now? Different how? Can you provide an example of a break from that attitude, and towards a constructive one? In actual practice, and not in an offhand "damn that was crazy" comment like the quoted one, or the one from AOC?
writing was invented for administrative purposes so really any other use of it is a perversion of the form
I'd drop in a couple bucks to help make that happen, but if she quits early she has to pay it back with interest
Candice Owens is very much a Grifter, and her entire claim to fame was based around how her first dumb public idea ran her head-first against someone who's actions would have been uncovered if it had come to fruition.
Her first idea I can remember was a doxxing database website that got booted off of (I think) kickstarter when people started making noise about it being a doxxing database website,
That was over a decade ago, then she disappeared and came back rebranded as a conservative and has since then managed to navigate the waters into a narrower and narrower corner which tucker carlson is also occupying at this point.
which you might have been talking about social autopsy, not sure but I figured if nothing else I would include it, unless you have something earlier than that.
also
It's on for Friday, folks are picking their corners Wilson's fans seem to be behaving less childishly than Owens's are, which is weird considering how childish both of them are.
I don't know what time or who's moderating it, still should be a funny time.
Oh yeah, it was during the time of Gamergate, when Social Autopsy was a very very worrying concept to most people... But the big thing was that it became a big concern to one Zoe Quinn, or at least according to Owens it was, as she claimed Quinn emailed her to tell her that 'it would ruin everything'.
A kind of a weird claim, and the follow-up was what Owens claimed turned her to a conservative as the progressives that she thought her 'Social Autopsy' would be helping by revealing the identity of Trolls.
Of course, considering how Quinn's own anti-bullying organization 'Crash Override Network' turned out, Owens claim might have some merit to it....
Oh, the big thing there was that after arguing with Quinn, she got an outpouring of anonymous gamer harassment from gamers who love harassing women anonymously while specifying they are gamers
Then she went "Wait, half the harassing E-mails I'm getting are coming to the address that I never associated with Social Autopsy, but I did use to talk to Zoe Quinn."
She posted this on Twitter and the harassing E-mails instantly stopped. New Yorker magazine reported on this by leaving out the "the harassment stopped" part and then calling her an idiot for thinking those evil misogynist gamers could never guess her other E-mail, as if that was a thing that made sense.
Candace Owens was always kinda dumb and kinda crazy, but it was discovering this that made her go off the fucking deep end insane. She got anonymous gamer harassment, realized it was a botnet run by Zoe Quinn, and the progressive media covered for it.

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i love that [tumblr] would just hire anyone off the street as long as they weren't asking to be paid too much
A server is basically a computer that needs to be somewhere with a good internet connection. If only we could figure out a way for multiple servers to be colocated at the same site so that we could share the costs of network maintenance, perhaps some kind of "center" that manages all of our "data" at once. Let's imagine a beautiful world together.
it's very simple, everything i don't like is infinitely wicked and doesn't have any other possible application, what do you mean the computer needs electricity to run
welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago
Itâs a mess here: someone looked your gift dark horse in the mouth, led it to water, and jumped back on it. Your ducks arenât in a row, someone counted the chickens before they hatched. Your geese are silly, your brown cows arenât explaining how, and every one of these sheep is a wolf but they donât even notice with the amount of wool over their eyes. Iâm fining you one million gold coins.
it was the goat blame the goat
âBig Pharmaâ okay are we talking about how privatization and monetization has deeply corrupted the field of medicine or are you talking about how you think chemicals in the water are making the frogs gay
>be me, chemical company executive >turns out one of our fine products is doing weird shit >like, really weird shit >itâs making frogs change genders >holy shit the religious right will gang-rape us over this >those guys fucking hate genders >what do? >idea >feed the story to a professional liar who will blame it on an undefined âthemâ >story promptly becomes a byword for stupid made-up shit >justasplanned.jpg >thatâs why they pay me the big bucks
What a great time to remind everyone that this is literally never true and is always cope. Itâs not a psyop because itâs never a psyop!
Alex Jones did not break this news, it was publicly known before he went on his rant, nobody has to pay Alex Jones to say stupid and insane shit, âgendersâ was not on anyoneâs radar, it is never a psyop, and âbecause someone benefitted from an event that is evidence they agentically caused that eventâ is exactly what makes Alex Jones insane!
Also before Alex Jonesâ rant, like decades before, we were having problems with frogs getting really fucked up and deformed. They thought it was industrial chemical pollutants in our rivers and streams and such and it was part of the questionable evidence that went with the reasonable evidence for blaming this affront to nature on capitalism, greed and business.
Iâm pretty sure this very subject about chemically mutated frogs and toads (treated as if the evidence was self-evident and the conclusion business was the culprit was a foregone conclusion) ended up on Bill Nye, the Science Guy.
Then it was discovered the frogs were suffering lots of deforming mutations because of viruses and bacteria causing birth defects. It wasnât because DuPont or Mom Co. was putting Chemical X in the watertable. No Blinky the Three Eyed Fish caused by Mr. Burnsâ nuclear power plant.
And that quietly went away and was replaced with, âLOOK AT THIS WHITE CLOWN MAN. He thinks someone is weaponizing chemicals to make you GAY! Look at him and laugh, correct-thinkers!â
No pants? Are they just letting it swing in the wind?
What's more intimidating, a Goon with, or without his pants?
Well you see I think any man running at me without pants is definitely triggering a flight or fight response.
sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friendâs divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, âi do that now except the good people partâ and i said, âsex is real?â and my mom didnât love either of those answers
ur mom sounds hot is she single
my mom is in fact single, and if you are so determined then itâs not my fault when you find out why

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Every month some new Russian slop starts trending, and far too many left-leaning Westerners happily jump in. It's always "not about politics", "just appreciating Russian culture" and so on.
The overwhelming majority of them never seem to listen to Ukrainian voices. Or, if they do, it's always: "We understand you're at war and going through a lot, but that's not what this is about".
I've noticed that these trends always become especially active whenever Ukraine is not only defending itself but also fighting back. Russia suddenly needs to restore cultural empathy towards "uwu poor ordinary Russians" â who, in most cases, were perfectly fine with what their fellow citizens were doing or simply didn't care. Now they're crying over the packages they lost from Wildberries while we've been burying our people for years.
But every single time I still can't get used to this level of indifference and hypocrisy. These same people would defend their favorite artist even if they walked out wearing an "I love Russia" t-shirt, insisting that it somehow wasn't support for Russia and that Ukrainians were just overreacting. Or they'll passionately defend a fictional Russian character while bullying real Ukrainians.
Since 2022, I've only become more disappointed in much of the Western left. We simply don't fit into their understanding of war, genocide, discrimination, or the victims of centuries of imperialism and colonialism. So, to them, we're just annoying people from an uninteresting country.
Their feminists don't care about Ukrainian women.
Their LGBT activists don't care about Ukrainian LGBT people.
And I don't even want to start talking about the Crimean Tatars. They're an Indigenous Muslim people who were forcibly deported from their homeland by the Soviet Union and have now, once again, almost completely lost their home in Crimea, where Russians are being settled instead. Many of those who remain are abducted or sentenced to impossibly long prison terms under horrific conditions. You would think this is exactly the kind of story this political camp always claims to stand for â but you almost never hear them mention the Crimean Tatars at all.
I used to believe that Ukraine's history and struggle naturally aligned with the values many on the Western left claim to defend. But with every passing year, I believe that less and less. At this point, I'm starting to doubt that even with enough time, our story will ever become something they genuinely care about.
I'm trying to see the good in people. I really am.
But I don't know.
Today is the Day of Remembrance of Ukrainian defenders and civilians who were executed or tortured in Russian captivity.
I watch the Eastern European (sometimes, Central European) young Left come into awareness of the rot that is pervasive in the western and particularly American Left, and understand their frustration. Because trying to explain these things as true was an impossible task, before the realities were allowed to reveal themselves.
These horrible takes of theirs, the dismissive way they act like Russian-on-Ukrainian violence is just, "white imperialist vs. white imperialist," and due to white privilege, completely irrelevant to talks of genocide, since it isn't Europe invading a non-European country or people. More or less, seeing their true face. And seeing the ugly, unvarnished reality of their beliefs. The minutia of their broad-brush takes, and what they really mean when applied.
What you're seeing isn't just a regional misunderstanding of the values. Those are their values. It's not a radical misreading, that is the true measure of those beliefs. It's how they apply them in practice and interpret them, and that's probably the most disheartening thing of all.
These are things critics of them have felt and learned by their own nuanced, native experience with them. Things that before would be disregarded as butthurt crybabying and disregarded as "self-pitying right wingism." The same as Ukrainians are being called, now. To be called Nazis because YOU'RE under invasion. To be called monsters, because someone else is attacking you. And the quiet horror of realizing people that aren't privy to the truth by firsthand experience but passably familiar with, "the right side of history," may just disregard you as Nazis on a whim, because, "better safe than sorry." No matter how absurd the accusation.
I deeply regret you had to learn the realities of this, this way. But I can relate to your hurt upon learning it.
Supposed "feminists," that do not care about women. Only ideological principles and things generously labeled, "theory." Supposed anti-racists that take both those words and turn them into something extremely ugly that is not anti-racist in the slightest, and just demands people affirm classes and class struggle theory. Supposed "antifascists," that have nothing to say about Russia, but much to protest about Ukrainian government over, for some reason.
The Ukrainian story is only one they care about if it can be used as a canvas for their principles and beliefs, and only if it harmonizes with them. To them, Ukraine is too white, too European, too straight, and too rich (yes, I know. I know) to be anything but, "privileged, white supremacist and hostile to anything queer."
They will only start to care about the Crimean Tatars after Ukraine retakes Crimea. After that, they'll certainly get behind any native Crimean Tatars that will denounce, "western, white, christian colonialism of indigenous lands of religious minorities," and only in the context of indigenous independence movements. To coincidentally remove Crimea from Ukrainian rule to its own sovereignty. Where it can coincidentally be co-opted by Russia, again.
The same as their environmentalists will only care about the consequences of things the Ukrainian government might inflict in the name of industry and jobs, but have virtually nothing to say, not even snide remarks about Russia specifically blowing up dams and draining bodies of water. Deafening silence where they could make snide comments about certain politicians, but prolific noise about specific ones that are coincidentally impediments for other parties.
We see them too. We've seen them. We're intimately familiar with how they operate. But because the alternative to them being the good guys is so harrowing, because people want to believe western leftists are morally correct with some unfortunate shitters, people hold their nose and try to ignore it. So they agree in principle, and in theory, and ignore the realities of the beliefs of the living population and what they are pushing for in favor of how things should theoretically be on paper.
It's a tragedy to learn the harsh realities, this way. Like learning your local police or constabulary are corrupt and not serving their function or purpose, but their own interests, with the badge. But all the same.. I'm glad you guys are learning the nuance.
We are in solidarity in fighting the proxy wars being waged by willful idiots and Russian propaganda.
Too bad the only alternative anyone can ever come up with is replacing âa guyâ with âa guy in the governmentâ.
That guy assumes all of the risk, so of course he gets the majority of the reward. If you want more of the reward, then you have to be willing to accept that you might not make anything at all; how many people would take that deal?
Iâm sorry, do they want to go back to the old system? Where a bunch of people with clubs came around and forced you to work for 80+ hours a week while they took all the money, and if you refused theyâd beat the shit out of you?
Yes, they just fooled themselves into thinking they'll be the ones beating the shit out of you for not working 80+ hours.
If some guy rocked up to you and said, "For every dollar you make my company I get to keep ten cents of it, and I promise you will get $10 an hour" you'd take that fucking deal if capitalism didn't already exist.
You can't then turn around and bitch that he made the same deal with 10,000 people tho.
I can tell you if someone came up to me today and told me there would be a centralized government, no matter how hard they tried to argue, "it would just be SOCIETY deciding that," and that there would be no borders, no private property, and the more you earn, the higher your rate of taxation, while useless narcotics fiends got all the cash and real estate they needed to fire out generations of unparented dependents..
That schooling would be mandatory and obligatory public and the schools would be shit by priorities and policy, no matter how much money was invested in them..
I'd beat them near to death, too.