Jay the Juiceman

Minigolf course-ass house

Is this the house from Roberta Williams' Phantasmagoria?

This made me smile. Maybe you need a smile today too.

[ID: Bert from Sesame Street dressed in a colorful clown costume, smiling softly as he offers the viewer his brightly colored hat, with blue text around him that reads "Life is beautiful, you are not a fool for believing this world can be good." End ID]

Great ID overall, but that is Ernie, not Bert.

If he offered me some hot chocolatey milk I would not be surprised

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

People sad about missing yuri day: depending on your time zone, you may not have! Yuri Day is June 25. Be sure to celebrate by (! main quest) reading yuri and (! side quest) kissing a girl

who is scott free and why are so many people getting him off

welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

It’s a mess here: someone looked your gift dark horse in the mouth, led it to water, and jumped back on it. Your ducks aren’t in a row, someone counted the chickens before they hatched. Your geese are silly, your brown cows aren’t explaining how, and every one of these sheep is a wolf but they don’t even notice with the amount of wool over their eyes. I’m fining you one million gold coins.

it was the goat blame the goat