Jay the Juiceman

of course they're real, what are you talking about?

From what I understand Jim Henson and Frank Oz (Ernie and Bert) had a “give each other shit” kinda relationship, which could explain how alive they felt there

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

You have the best wizard-dad ever. He lets you have the tallest tower with the best view of his territory, gives you all these big dragons as pets, and keeps you safe from the outside world. So why are these strangers trying to take you away and calling him “evil”?

omg normal people dni actual PERVERTS and DEPRAVED WEIRDOS with GROSS ABNORMAL EROTIC FIXATIONS only

I don't know how popular Michael Ende's "Neverending Story" and "Momo" are internationally but both of those, "The Unicorn Sonata" and "Island of the Blue Dolphins" were books I thouroughly enjoyed reading as a kid and they are still awesome as a grown up. And then there are all the books by William Horwood. They were long, they were complicated, I didnt understand any of the societal topics in there but I LOVED reading books that had animals as the protagonists. Doesn't matter If a child understands 100% of the story as it is intended, they can read it again later as often as they like.

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