Jay the Juiceman

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

Milling is slang for the mechanic of putting cards from the top of your deck/library into your discard/graveyard pile. It comes from the card Millstone, one of the earliest cards printed with this mechanic.

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

this is all that's left.

Omg this looks like some sort of Fairytale Horror; like, a town with trees that have missing pets or people etched into them- coming off naturally enough to be dismissed as bark/tree discolouration

The framing of this image is just perfect subtle horror. 

Chill it’s a pole

you missed the tree entirely didnt you buddy

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

Ringo Starr has been corrupted by the power of the elf stones.

Ringo Starr does hold the elf stones is the thing

Why is nobody talking about how Ringo Starr has the elf stones?

don't forget the one about Elizabeth Bathory

Did they also mean songs by Bathory, the band?

Item: Frank-Fort Tree (although at that height they seem suspiciously shrublike)

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

some kind of fucked up perverted game called sharing each other's interests and having fun together

I was expecting at least one of those links to be a rickroll but none of them are; it's legit, Ringo Starr has the Elf stones