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Wearing this fit and saying shit to random citizens like "You know what the scariest part of all this masked supervillainy in Gotham is? Any one of us could be one of those costumed madmen. Why, any one of us could be The Jokester, or Mr Riddles, or even Batman's greatest arch nemesis; the dreaded Condiment King. And worse than that, you'd never see the signs."
it's actually so funny that all you need to do as a female athlete to be immediately disqualified is being good, because everyone knows women suck ass at everything and if a woman is good at something that's unnatural. hashtag feminism hashtag protect women.
Its also very important that you not be white, that is typically also a very important qualification for instant disqualification.
it's actually so funny that all you need to do as a female athlete to be immediately disqualified is being good, because everyone knows women suck ass at everything and if a woman is good at something that's unnatural. hashtag feminism hashtag protect women.

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A cautionary tale about the growing literacy crisis
@betweenthescarletmoon I know this was like a decade ago but this comment is driving me insane. They walked, man
Boy that literacy sure can crisis
Not to inject my own thoughts into the Pavizi DCU but I do think a funny thing would be to have Condiment King be the one single cishet male left in the rogues gallery. Like, all his colleagues just keep transitioning around him, and he's just like "good for them; when you're living your best life, you can commit your best crimes" and meanwhile his aggressively bisexual wife keeps seeing how hot everyone else is and keeps hopefully asking her husband things like "is there anything new you're feeling lately? Anything at all that you've started thinking about?" And he just excitedly explains his new formula for a honey mustard glue trap while she half disappointedly listens to him ramble, the other half of her knowing she can't Not fuck him when he gets like this.
Wearing this fit and saying shit to random citizens like "You know what the scariest part of all this masked supervillainy in Gotham is? Any one of us could be one of those costumed madmen. Why, any one of us could be The Jokester, or Mr Riddles, or even Batman's greatest arch nemesis; the dreaded Condiment King. And worse than that, you'd never see the signs."
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Hey does anybody have any idea why Robbie Williams never caught on in America? Not asking as, like, his only American fan or anything, I've barely listened to any of his music, but I'm aware enough about him to wonder why he's so big everywhere else

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fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?
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"terminally ill people should be allowed to choose to die if they feel it is the best decision for them" and "euthanasia can easily become eugenics" and "we should provide support for depressed and suicidal people" are statements that can come into conflict but should all be respected
also “offering euthanasia to people who can’t afford actual treatment is murder”

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new onslaught of ai porn ads on the site. im going to become the joker
full offense to these ads why would I want to put a picture of myself into an image generator so I can fuck the mobile game ladies? if im gonna fuck the grandma from merge mansion then im gonna make it happen myself GODDAMNIT
Kat will enter the game verse to plow morally ambiguous gilf puss
has maddie considered maybe grandma won't let her in on those secrets because she's a narc and she can't hang
Maddie's Grandma is growing that sticky icky purple punch and she knows her bitchass granddaughter would cough after the meerest schnipf of a whipff