Jay the Juiceman

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

magical girl show where the cute magical animal is a moon rabbit and they grant a girl the power to turn into a werewolf but with a pretty dress

Lambchop serving cunt from Day One

I really really really want to ride a mechanical bull but unfortunately everyone says I probably shouldn't do that on account of my evil bone disorder but whats life without a little spice

I wish I could tell you it isn't worth the risk but it's fucking awesome dude, riding the mechanical bull fucking rules

Niu Lai has not made its way onto tumblr yet so I guess my anglophone ass has to make a post about it

Good news: Niu Lai was only pulled from cinemas its hometown, because "the film’s poor quality could harm the city’s image." The rest of China is still screening it.

This ancient Rockabilly pendant holds tremendous power

no one is coming to Save you but there are probably people coming to Help you and that rocks. embrace it

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

@facts-i-just-made-up I think this one is probably on you