Jay the Juiceman

Big man stanced up at the end, fuck-with-me attitude

probably speaks to something unwell in the collective tumblr psyche that those absurdly bleak bad luck brian memes are the only survivors of, like, an entire genre of different advice animal image macros.

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

The worst part is, despite the results, the Diarrhea Forever party is declared the winner because of some super secret double extra supreme delegates whose votes count triple when mercury drinks Gatorade while xyz summoned in attack position

BTW today I met a person who's at least 50, uses they/it pronouns, and named themself Wyvern. It looks like if Santa was a biker and it plays D&D at the local library. Just a reminder that you can do whatever you want, forever.

I Affirm The Strength Of The Pig

I love following people who post abt pro wrestling bc they'll share gifsets of two dudes just straight up having gay sex in the ring and then the camera pans out on a cheering crowd of like 500 people