Jay the Juiceman

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it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

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being on porn tumblr in the age of the simp was unmatched, internet horndogs proudly swearing fealty like knights pledging themselves to a cause. now in the age of the gooner the little horndogs hang their heads in shame at their own urges lest they seem too taken, too obsessed. they have turned their watchful lenses back upon themselves and are too self concerned with what they see there to loosen their white knuckled grip on their own inhibitions and freely revel in perversion once more