Jay the Juiceman

Item: Frank-Fort Tree (although at that height they seem suspiciously shrublike)

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

some kind of fucked up perverted game called sharing each other's interests and having fun together

I was expecting at least one of those links to be a rickroll but none of them are; it's legit, Ringo Starr has the Elf stones

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

I just checked my notes. holy moses.

I’m sorry, it’s a very good poll the people need to see it

when bella didn't want to get married at 18 because she saw how her parents' marriage crumbled and she was opposed to the patriarchal nature of the whole institution, and is bitter about it until the moment she is walking down the aisle, but as soon as she's married she realizes that being mrs. cullen is actually the best thing to ever happen to her and she's immediately ecstatic to have a baby with her husband. the way jacob says "you don't even belong to yourself anymore" about imprinting and is repulsed by the very idea, but then when he imprints he realizes it's actually what he was born to do & nothing could make him happier & he leaves everything behind to live with his mate's family. man once you become aware of the mormon agenda present within the twilight saga it is ALL you're aware of lol

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