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when applied to drinks, "dry" means "without sugar". therefore it follows that sugary drinks can be called "wet". the meanings of the terms "hot" and "cold" when applied to drinks are obvious. thus the aspect of any drink can be determined.

for instance, green tea, freshly steeped and served without additives, is hot and dry, and therefore has an aspect of fire.

a mocha, on the other hand, while hot, is sweet, and therefore wet, and thus has an an aspect of air.

lemonade, which is wet and cold, has a water aspect.

finally, the drink which most epitomizes the earth aspect, being both cold and dry, is vodka

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We have once again returned to the four humors

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I feel like the beverage water is a fairly water aspect drink

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No unfortunately water is dry

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Friendly reminder that you have no right to call yourself an American citizen until you’ve shat out at least one bald eagle.

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What if you shat it out overseas?

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No American would ever be caught overseas. Trust me I know this, I’m so American that I shit eagles for breakfast.

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It is very painful and not at all nourishing as a breakfast should be.

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somebody help me

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Its been nearly ten years, and I can’t believe my ongoing inability to commence eagleshitting was the first indicator that I’m not quite as American as I thought I was.

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GOOD LORD.

THE BEAK.

THE TALONS.

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Friendly reminder that you have no right to call yourself an American citizen until you’ve shat out at least one bald eagle.

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What if you shat it out overseas?

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No American would ever be caught overseas. Trust me I know this, I’m so American that I shit eagles for breakfast.

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It is very painful and not at all nourishing as a breakfast should be.

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somebody help me

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Its been nearly ten years, and I can’t believe my ongoing inability to commence eagleshitting was the first indicator that I’m not quite as American as I thought I was.

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GOOD LORD.

THE BEAK.

THE TALONS.

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I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

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Has anyone thought of putting 80s music in a movie

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Yeah they did this for Ready Player One, it didn't work out very well so it probably isn't a good idea

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baseball players in the 20s were all named shit like Dipsy Doodle and Crunch Johnson

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#they named them like cats in a shelter

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Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

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