Jay the Juiceman

Btw, if you ever wanted an indicator of the ideological censorship that now exists, and how pervasive it has become? The poem I was looking for, with its implication that maybe it might not have been a bad thing to blow up parliament way back when, was published in a children's book two decades ago. Without incident. Now I can't even SEARCH for that poem without receiving a telling off for its contents.

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

I'm just saying, I've never seen Mamdani and Spider-Man in the same place at the same time

We're always obsessed with what he wears OVER the suit, but what about the red and blue spandex UNDER the suit?

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

I'm just saying, I've never seen Mamdani and Spider-Man in the same place at the same time

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

Team Fortress 64

Nah bro, that’s 32 bit graphics. Sega Saturn type shit

Yeah but it's Team Fortress 2, and 2 times 32 is 64

sorry i missed the gala of suitors i was outside picking on the weird girl in the garden tending to weird looking plants. yeah she had a little shack with a cauldron back there it was gross. anyways she gave me something to drink and now im madly in love with her so we need to start planning a wedding or whatever

Sorry I missed the crones' union meeting. The fuckingg princess showed up??? She wouldn't leave until I gave her a dr pepper. She got this really weird look in her eyes drinking it. I guess shes only used to beverages with 22 or fewer flavors

oooohh the love potion worked i cant believe you gave me a love potion im so in love its so effective lets make out

sometimes on the tumblr app you click on an image to see it fullscreen and it will give you a completely different image it has sourced from the fucking aether. i hope they never fix this because i got flashbanged with an image of scooby doo calling me a ‘raggot’

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

Waking up after I've sleepwalked to my kitchen: I don't belong here....

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

This gives me an idea; I'll tell you all about it after I get back from the patent office, wait right there

Big man stanced up at the end, fuck-with-me attitude

probably speaks to something unwell in the collective tumblr psyche that those absurdly bleak bad luck brian memes are the only survivors of, like, an entire genre of different advice animal image macros.