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can you see what nature did to me it make me special and unique as i can be

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beardedmrbean

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inthesensethat

hexthelex-deactivated20250420

This is true btw

letmeliedown

the podcast If Books Could Kill has a really great episode on the original book and its legacy! just a bunch of misogynist evangelical bullshit really

cherishedproperty

I want to clarify something kind of important because this kinda used to be my field. The concept that people express and feel love in different ways, and that this might lead to misunderstandings, IS something with scientific merit. The idea that there are just five and we know what they are is NOT. The idea that people have a primary love language is NOT.

In science, we have a saying. All models are wrong, but some are useful. That’s how I see the love languages framework. It is inherently flawed, but some of its concepts are useful. Communicate with your partner what makes you feel loved and understand what makes them feel loved. Understand how your partner shows love. There is immense value in that. But don’t over-index on which one of the five you are. That part doesn’t matter.

thesunflowersqueen

#love languages#really reblogging for that last comment though#“all models are wrong but some are useful”#the concept is sound but the specifics are uhhhh not (via @mad-madam-m)

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liarassideboob

the most important thing in the DAI Art book.

kogarashi-art

Me: What. Surely that’s someone’s edit, right? It’s too silly.

DAI Artbook:

Nope, it’s really in there. I needed that laugh today.

Also, can we also appreciate this poor confused-looking…snuffed-out rage demon? Ash wraith? Whatever it is, on the left?

It looks so lost.

Also, how do you make Despair demons less scary?

Get them heartbroken and drunk, I guess.

(If you have the artbook, these are all in the back with the other demon and monster designs.)

kogarashi-art

Naw, I’m reblogging this again (yes, so soon), because this? THIS is not something you’re going to get out of AI concept art unless you specifically ask for it, and why would someone ask AI for this?

THIS is the human touch. And it’s DELIGHTFUL. I’m still giggling.

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hometoursandotherstuff

ekjohnston

This feels like it should not be real. But it is real.

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suiheisen

i watch baseball for the side quests

dappergamelord

throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout

stuckinnet

this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl

warriornunnery

baseball is actually not a sport it’s just a documentary of human nature and how we battle boredom. the stuff these teams get up to while they’re waiting their turn.

and it’s hilarious when they pull pranks on each other, like attaching things to other people’s caps:

or the beloved hot foot prank:

or when they decided to put a guy’s pants over his head and make it seem like he was walking on his hands:

or when they opposing pitchers took turns playing tic tac toe every time they got on the mound:

yokowan

i take back everything bad i've ever said about baseball these boys can fucking Post

randomthunk

Sometimes you have to entertain yourself out in the field too, like the time Victor Robles made friends with a praying mantis.

warriornunnery

and some college baseball shenanigans

you get a comment on tumblr. it's a bot trying to scam you. you get a DM. it's a bot trying to scam you. you get a message on instagram. its a bot trying to scam you. you're an author and you get an email telling you how much they loved your book and want to showcase it at their bookclub. it's a bot trying to scam you (and it uses bad AI to pretend it knows your story). you get a comment on ao3 saying how much they love your fic - and they made you fanart!! it's a bot trying to scam you. you get a hate comment on ao3 which insults your writing or calls you a monster for writing something "problematic". it's a bot. but at least that one isn't trying to scam you.

a-kind-of-merry-war

there's just something really cruel and insidious about this wave of scams going after creatives. You get an email and think someone genuinely loved what you made but - no. It's another scam. It's someone trying to trick you into sending them money. On AO3, it might literally just be a bot someone made specifically to be a hateful little shit.

putting the stuff you've made out there for everyone to see is hard and scary and we're all just bumping around looking for a bit of appreciation and love and connection and these bastards are using that to try to rob us. I hate it.

a-kind-of-merry-war

Im going go get into the sea and stay there

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pinnipetal

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

dualcasterjay

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

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luminouslumity

Beautiful!

jeanninedupree

Broke the sound barrier with the speed with which I reblogged this. GO OFF QUEEN (OF THE NIGHT)!

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violet-periwinkle

GUYS GUYS GUYS

THEY RELEASED THE COYOTE VS ACME TRAILER !!!!!

WE WON !!!

chucktaylorupset

sorry the looney tunes movie that got buried by a massive company for corporate purposes is about fighting back against a massive company trying to bury incidents for corporate purposes?

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the-big-mood

Pokémon playing hide and seek is the cutest thing ever🥺

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unbearable-lightness-of-ink

thinking about how the world would be better if more people understood the differences between 'the author failed to tell the story they wanted to tell' and 'the author told the story they wanted to tell, but they told it badly' and 'the author told the story they wanted to, and they told it well, but it wasn't the story I wanted to read'

alexas-fandom-and-random-blog

I do get the difference between the first two and the last one and it's saved me a lot of anger (not the frustration or disappointment hey I'm only human) but I legit don't get what is different amongst "failed" and "told badly" ???

bougiebutchbitch

I took it to be about authorial intent (perceived or stated).

If someone wants to tell a light-hearted comedy story that's sold on the basis of 'minority groups can see themselves represented in a positive light', but they kill off The Disabled CharacterTM in a really dodgy way... the writers probably weren't intending to be ableist. But the actuality is that they created a product that feeds into horrific ableist ideas about 'killing disabled people is kinder, actually'. They failed at telling the story they wanted to tell, possibly because of unexplored prejudices or just a lack of skill.

If someone wants to tell a fun story for kids that involves child soldiers, but because of genre conventions, etc., this isn't actually a serious issue.... then decides they want to engage with 'child soldiers' and 'military states' and 'genocide' as the serious, fucked-up issue they are, and makes the point that this world has to change... then decides that actually, no, they're not going to dig any deeper into that, and we're all just going to accept that military states and child soldiers are a genre convention, actually, and the world doesn't need to significantly change in order for a 'happy ending' to feel earned? Then they told the story they wanted to tell, but they arguably told it badly.

All of this is, along with the distinction between these two categories, extremely subjective!

storm-and-starlight

I would also understand it as being on a technical level -- the difference between "failed" and "wrote it badly" isn't so much about their ability to thoughtfully discuss Big Important Themes, and more about plain skill level.

For example: an author wants to write an enemies-to-lovers romance novel, does so, and it's a complete flop. There are two possible reasons:

Reason one: this story is not a romance. The characters may be well-written and complex and believably traumatized and have wonderfully entertaining interactions, but they never once seem to even so much as find the other useful to be around, much less like the other's company enough to fall in love with them. For 95% of the plot they visibly, vocally hate each other, and then at the end they kiss and get married and all the other characters go "ah isn't this romantic". This is a "bad story" because it failed to tell the story it was trying to tell. The author wanted to tell a romance and did not do that.

Reason two: this story is badly written. It is a romance, yes, it ticks all the boxes and hits all the plot points and the characters go on a perfectly charted arc from enemies to lovers, but the writing is just plain bad. The characters are flat and uninteresting, the prose is hard to read, the setting is generic, the plot is stupid. This is a "bad story" because it told the story it wanted to tell but told it badly. The author wanted to tell a romance and did in fact do that, but it's still badly done.

And yes, the line is easy to blur between "what counts as good writing that isn't doing what it wants to do" and "what counts as bad writing" is easy to blur -- the example I was thinking of coming up with this is actually something I can't entirely categorize -- but I personally would use this framework to determine if something is genuinely badly written or if the author just didn't do what they said they were going to do.

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aniseandspearmint

"I love you. ...That was for the potatoes, not for you."

potato-murderer

I am now in debt to someone I have never met before

potatofacts

If you did this to a human they wouldn’t like it but potatoes aren’t even remotely scared of this

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sonypraystation

white people have the sauce sometimes and dont even know it

sonypraystation

i just saw a youtube short of brandon sanderson on a podcast. the whole time hes talking hes doing book signings. what a flex. so many bitches on my dick i gotta multitask

if-i-was-a-wyrm

brandon sanderson is actually just built different. once on a podcast with patrick rothfuss they were talking about tools to write better and he said "i try to limit myself to 8 hours of writing per day." he took time off of writing during the first year of covid and accidentally wrote four unplanned books. he teaches a class at byu. his wife has a codeword to get him to stop writing in his head because at any given moment you might think he's doing something normal but no he's also writing another novel. stephen king said he's insane

gryfndorgodess

via queenofattolia: #stephen king said he's insane: most damning sentence ever written

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