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my ultimate fantasy is to have a brain and body that allows me to enjoy being alive

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Summertime under the sea 🌊
I want you to remember:
The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.
Thanks to whoever tried, but I knew they'd never allow it.
Let's do it the old fashioned way. Spread it far and wide.
chzs_m: Zoey and the big cat đź’™
idk reading ancient literature and studying ancient societies makes you realize that a lot of problems we see as modern problems caused by modern systems are actually stupidly old.
That doesn’t make them right per se but humans are gonna cause human problems
3000 years ago there were also people struggling to make rent. There were also rich people going to court over petty legal disputes. There were also people annoyed at taxes and the state of public utilities. There were also people studying ancient civilizations. There were also people arguing that city life is for degenerates and we should return to nature.
A lot has changed since then obviously and not every society creates these exact problems or interests for themselves but the idea that a lot of our most basic problems are unique to the system we currently live in is kind of a short sighted way of looking at things.
People moved for new opportunities. People hated their bosses. People threw parties for their coworkers and had insomnia. People went on vacation. They traveled for work. They suffered from mental illness and addiction. They often failed to support each other through these things.
Very little is new under the sun. When trying to fix a problem do not assume that it is the natural state of humans to be free of that problem.

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“I want you to do this with me for one month. One month. Write 10 observations a week and by the end of four weeks, you will have an answer. Because when someone writes about the rustic gutter and the water pouring through it onto the muddy grass, the real pours into the room. And it’s thrilling. We’re all enlivened by it. We don’t have to find more than the rustic gutter and the muddy grass and the pouring cold water.”
— Marie Howe, Boston University’s 2016 Theopoetics Conference (via mothersofmyheart)
Marie Howe:
I ask my students every week to write 10 observations of the actual world. It’s very hard for them.
Ms. Tippett:
Really?
Ms. Howe:
They really find it hard.
Ms. Tippett:
What do you mean? What is the assignment? 10 observations of their actual world?
Ms. Howe:
Just tell me what you saw this morning like in two lines. I saw a water glass on a brown tablecloth, and the light came through it in three places. No metaphor. And to resist metaphor is very difficult because you have to actually endure the thing itself, which hurts us for some reason.
Ms. Tippett:
It does.
Ms. Howe:
It hurts us.
Ms. Tippett:
You naming something.
Ms. Howe:
We want to say, “It was like this; it was like that.” We want to look away. And to be with a glass of water or to be with anything — and then they say, “Well, there’s nothing important enough.” And that’s whole thing. It’s the point.
Ms. Howe:
It’s the this, right?
Ms. Howe:
Right, the this, whatever. And then they say, “Oh, I saw a lot of people who really want” — and, “No, no, no. No abstractions, no interpretations.” But then this amazing thing happens, Krista. The fourth week or so, they come in and clinkety, clank, clank, clank, onto the table pours all this stuff. And it so thrilling. I mean, it is thrilling. Everybody can feel it. Everyone is just like, “Wow.” The slice of apple, and then that gleam of the knife, and the sound of the trashcan closing, and the maple tree outside, and the blue jay. I mean, it almost comes clanking into the room. And it’s just amazing.
Ms. Tippett:
In some basic level, what they’ve done is just engage with their senses.
Ms. Howe:
Yeah, and have been present out of their minds and just noticing what’s around them, which is — we don’t do. And again, not to compare it to anything. They’re not allowed. And that’s very hard for them. And then on the fifth or sixth week, I say, “OK, use metaphors.” And they don’t want to. They don’t know how. They’re like, “Why would I? Why would I compare that to anything when it’s itself?” Exactly. Good question.
So then you think, why the necessity of a metaphor? Why do you have to use a metaphor now? Not just to do it to avoid it, but to do it to make it more there. And it’s very interesting.
The words and silences we live by. The rituals that sustain us. The poetry of ordinary time.
did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight
bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.
​honkpilled shoomaxxer
straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi
I can't quite explain it, but Clue (1985), The Princess Bride (1987), Galaxy Quest (1999), and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) are all the same genre
It's not just self-awareness, I think -- plenty of shitty unfunny movies lean on the fourth wall and think they're too cool for their own material. I think the secret sauce is these were parodies done by people with deep and abiding love and sincere affection for the thing they were doing a piss-take of, at once celebration and savage satire. If you don't really love something, you can't show it to it's best effect OR get right up in its fucking guts with a joke, and these movies all do both.
(I'd put the entire Cornetto Trilogy in this genre as well)
It is Beverley and Trevor’s turn for Dinner tonight! Luckily they have Expert Supervisor Round Frog to help out!
BURNINATING THE GRIDIRON!
BURNINATING THE LINESMEN!
BURNINATING ALL THE CHEERLEADERS IN THEIR PLEATED MINI-SKORTS!
PLEATED MINI-SKORTS!!!
AND THE TROGDOR GETS THE FIELD GOAAAAAAAAL!!!

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The life skill fashion brands don't want you to know: mending clothes.
Tiktok post by @ wynunlimited.
it's only when you block tracking cookies that you realise how truly wild the internet is
the internet: I see you have just bought a new phone case. here are 6000 other phone cases you might want.
user: this is creepy, I'm getting a privacy add-on
the internet: since I now have no idea what you like, here's Wreck-It Ralph-themed fetish gear
Recently got an add for a job as a lighthouse keeper on the coasts of Ireland
some notable catchphrases of 2013:
bitch I might be
do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo !Â
swiggity swag
the D
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 perfect _____ don’t exis-
And now, the weather
at least 2 potato
we’ve come full circle !Â
life hack :
[ __________Â INTENSIFIES]
so many
such doge. much wow. very smile.Â
mahoganyÂ
*sweats nervously*
same.Â
spooper hot choclety milk
#SHERLOCKLIVES
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Cats Copy. Hence the phrase copy cat. And this cat is clearly fond of this dog as a family member, and just now realized by observing:
"OH WAIT Human is making biscuits on this dog brother and it HELPS with his pain??? Hey I can do that!! I can do that too! Look! Biscuits!!"
Veterinarian at the next follow up: "Dog is looking really good! But I'm concerned - with this kind of progress, it looks like Dog is getting HOURS of massage every day. If you work yourself into a repetitive motion injury, you won't be able to keep up with Dog's home physical therapy, and, you know, you'll be hurt, too."
Human: "I give Dog a massage for about 30 minutes a day. The rest is all Cat."
Imagine disliking this animal. Poor taste. Reddest of red flags.

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How people can mistakenly think or just subconsciously feel food works: there are “unhealthy” foods like pizza or fried chicken and “healthy” foods like fruit salad or steamed vegetables. Every time you eat an “unhealthy” food you’ve harmed yourself in some way.
How food actually works: foods contain carbs, proteins, fats, sugars, vitamins, minerals, fiber and/or other nutrients. Your body needs and uses all of them but it would like to have a little of everything every day. If you ate pizza or fried chicken for lunch then that’s probably your fat and protein for the day with extra that your body will make use of in time, so it’s a good idea to make your next meal something different like that fruit salad or steamed veggies. You can have that fatty lunch every single day if you just maintain balance and stay active enough to actually use what you’re stocking up on because foods aren’t “good or bad;” they just either fit into the rest of your diet and lifestyle or they don’t.
Thanks, OP.Â
also your body doesn’t necessarily work on a daily cycle, it’s not so neat as to understand linear time and how we choose to divide it. You don’t have to try and find perfect balance every single day, sometimes you will go three or four days eating less or eating more. Sometimes you will crave fats or salts or sugars or greens for a few days at a time before your body will decide it’s gathered enough resources in one particular department. The balance is achieved over time and in uneven tides, and that’s good and fine.
Original post has been going around for years now but this fairly recent addition is a really good one I needed to be reminded of too. We don’t just reset to 0 every night.