no pants policy

[guy who has been holding an insane amount of tension in his body for a week straight] bro why do I feel so awful

reblog this to place a small, rotund ceramic animal in the palm of the person you reblogged it from

reblog this to place a small, rotund ceramic animal in the palm of the person you reblogged it from

all texts are risky texts if you have sufficient fear in your heart

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together

unfortunately i do think i am in fact doomed forever but at least there’s movies and music and idk probably some other things too

would u still bless me on my third sneeze

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

just had a disconcerting thought