no pants policy

Burger queen divorced him

cranky because you can’t sleep with your tail curled around your body aren’t you

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

subpoena

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alcohol

war thunder forums

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine