no pants policy

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

Ok but pls actually do this people. There is no such thing as a good person. Stop trying to be one and starting trying to do good instead

Being a calm, gentle, non-reactive person is really hard work, which is probably why many people are none of these things. Personally I think it’s worth it but sometimes one does want to just roll around on the floor wailing at the top of one’s lungs

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