no pants policy

wow this pizza is great it's so good it's unreal *remembers the unreal engine is dogshit* I mean uh it's Source how good this pizza is

[curls up into a ball] I can see why pillbugs use this move

they really do need to invent a level two laying down thats more restful

I’ve got that neglected dog stare

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

my tuube :) <- referring to the human body

so stupid that i have to worry about money at all, literally what is wrong with us as a species

The hardest part of being a substitute teacher is sometimes a twelve year old walks into your classroom wearing a ten-gallon cowboy hat for no reason and you cannot under any circumstances say "hell yeah"