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Sam Handwich.

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If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.

zooperdoopers

I made Pikiwedia real. Works for any Wikipedia page. Use this wisely :)‌

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Oh, wary dell vone

zooperdoopers

Goodmorning to the Anthropic Claude AI training scraper that suddenly decided to request 660 thousand pages (exactly the number I had remaining on the starter plan) and brought Pikiwedia down.

Sudden switch from diverse user agents like chrome, safari, messenger preview to Just Claudebot. I'm not even mad though, this is maybe the funniest thing possible, because I've inadvertently poisoned their training data with thousands of fucked up articles with normal urls.

Pikiwedia perseveres, back up with a better robots.txt. I hope Anthropic has a gery vood time with Pikiwedia's data :))

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jothb

It's so awesome cool and progressive that the second result of looking up a trans woman on this site is a dedicated hate blog that specifically states "DNI if you defend this trans woman"

But it's okay guys, they put a sign saying "don't harass the tranny! Just let me collect all the reasons that she is unforgivable in one place :)"

jothb

It is incredibly telling that there isnt a massive anti-oneyplays fandom despite Smiling Friends being an equally popular show among tumblr queers and those guys actually doing everything gooseworx has been accused of and more "She joked about being the next Shadman!" wow that's crazy. Chris O'Neil housed Shadman and actively defended all the vile shit he did on twitter, including lolicon of real actual children. Why is nobody talking about this. Where is the anti oneyplays fan club. Or anti GameGrumps. Or (and this is a hot one) anti Dropout. Why is there only a hate club for the tranny. Why are the hate clubs only ever for the trannies? But of course, "DNI if you make it about her being trans, thats totally not why she became our target"

jothb

I would appreciate it if people reblogged this version that specifically calls out that none of the cis men in the same industry are held to the same standard even when they've done worse, continue to do worse and have not shown any sign of changing or regretting their past actions besides "I stopped saying the n word because people would get mad at me" and not because it's racist.

For god's sake the same people that deride Gooseworx on every social media site will sometimes straight up have Max "hotdiggitydemon" "Steven Jewniverse" "Steven N***averse" "Sans from Undertale calls Papyrus the nword" "Still actively racist" Gilardy profile pics with zero self reflection. And I'm supposed to take anything ever said about "holding trans women accountable " seriously? Gimme a break

fruitdogrogue

@shade-boi bad endings just be like that

(also yeah, Gam is the LOUD CAR driver and he has no license)

Gamzee is a lot of fun when he's a goofy little creature clowning around in the background. his native habitat. elsewhere he's an invasive species.

fruitdogrogue

@shade-boi you people's Nep voice makes her feel like Butcher to me

my goat, fr. she could take homelander out. i believe.

unknownorigins-uo

would you rather have your physical form reflect your true self or your ideal self?

true self

ideal self

Voting ended onJun 12

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minix-official

I'm doing an experiment for my reenforcement learning class. Can everyone who sees this post or a reblog of it respond w the next letter they think fits best?

I'll start:

my-life-is-a-sidequest

maybe-veves

unknownorigins-uo

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

stavarosthearcane

Good Job.

#this post gets me every time

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

heroofthreefaces

do you think no one else has time travel

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

#surprise reblog!!

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

roach-works

wow if only you had a time machine

transdaughterofthesun

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

iforgotmyfandom

idiototheinternet

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

lizyarikus

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

anexperimentallife

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

what-if-i-just-did

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

Imagine how I feel

mrsjdavis

POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!

It doesn’t have to

smegorl

Yes it does.

bookwyrmbran

or at least until 2041!

talking-fox-actual-deactivated2

why is it on my dash again in 2026

I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.

What would a Yankee Candle go for in ancient Greece?

tbh the most confusing thing about it to them would probably be the glass that the candle is contained in. They might try to buy information about glass from you.

Yeah basically

Yeah I should’ve clarified (pun intended). They had glass in the ancient world especially in Rome and Egypt but it was basically super heated sand and color additives put in a mold and often looked opaque and kinda lumpy. Even if it was blown like it was in some regions it wouldn’t have looked like modern glass.

Clear blown glass like you’d see a modern scented candle contained in wasn’t invented until the late Middle Ages and certainly wasn’t mass produced until the 1500s and even then places like Venice that had knowledge of these techniques literally forbid their glassmakers from leaving their city or region so other people couldn’t make it, forcing artificial scarcity and making it a very expensive material.

So if you showed a yankee candle to an Ancient Greek, especially one from a city or something, they’d be like burning scented wax okay not something I’d do but it makes sense. Also how the fuck is that glass transparent.

Like imagine if someone brought you something weird but understandable contained in a material that they said was made out of wood and you could tell that it’s clearly made out of wood they’re not lying about that but it was also completely transparent and see through with no visible flaws. That’s about the level of weird we’re talking about here.

animnightmare

It isnt flawless, but transparent wood does already exist actually

What the fuck I feel like a medieval peasant seeing an iPhone

unyieldingsilence

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Who goes there

greigercounter

A week late but anyway iirc @shade-boi i think yall asked for this?

Its freaky how offputting the blue eyes face is without the original pose, had to find a sprite that fit

sarah-mcelroy-deactivated202601

horrifying. its staring into my soul and i did not give permission. a job well done.

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lavidaextraordinaria

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

frenchshower

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

thepioden

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.

femonologue

What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.

optimysticals

I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.

alessariel

@brainsforbabyjesus

brainsforbabyjesus

okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.

Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).

We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.

digitaldiscipline

The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).

This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.

violent-darts

OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*

cannedcream

And once again, the internet makes learning history and science a thousand times more interesting than school ever did.

tsvrcm-deactivated20161229

I love shit like this.

department-of-fagriculture

I was totally having thoughts along these lines and along comes tumblr to pretty much sum it all up. Bravo~

madeofmxxnlight

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

hustlerose

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

hustlerose

easy website

cryptid-on-a-string

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

batcii

weird horse

validwarriorcatsnames

"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

locus-p0cus

train wreck of a post. hit reblog

guy-named-reblog

oww :(

eatsleepcrap

Look, I made a collection of Fandom cakes that I found!

I like cake.

mimidiann

What about Homestuck.

princecharmingtobe

Homestucks aren’t sorry.

fuckingkarkalicious

dunkstein

Children born when this post was made will be in the sixth grade this year

wingedcatgirl

Children born when this post was made are now allowed to create a tumblr account.

grimoiremanifest

g3minii

transparent-internet-maker

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

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fruitdogrogue

@shade-boi hehe

MSPA Reader (the P stands for Pizza)

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greigercounter

@shade-boi yt is fucking broken and half of the comments i typed end up on a short i watched earlier. Dont feel like re typing, so have a screenshot