B

you're such a good dealership you'll sell to me at msrp -$1000 and throw in floor/trunk mats

you wouldn't want me to buy my first new car from someone else now would you?

i'm not willing to pay $500 more than my initial otd offer. you appreciate how forthcoming i was to begin with and are willing to welcome me into the honda family

Im dreadfully sorry you had to go through some eroguro shit at the hands of an evil megacorp surgeon lady to get your cyberpunk combat implants, I got my shit done by a guy named myke with a y in a shipping container, he plugged me into an old xbox 2 and I just played elden ring for a few hours until I woke up with elf ears and the ability to double jump and wallrun