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catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241

remember when harambe died

catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241

insightful

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quicksilver-ink

[Redrawing of The Hermit tarot card as… The Kermit.]

rooksandravens

This is one of those posts that I scrolled past, but then I reconsidered my life choices and came back.

twinprime

teal and orange truly is the greatest color combo in the world. like name one better combo

twinprime

this is spiritually healing to me

weaver-z

This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

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evilwizard

go forth, mine imp. learn of this “tiktok” and report back to me with knowledge both obscure and arcane

krongus

Understood.

krongus

Based on first observations, Krongus has concluded that ‘tik tok’ is a repository of cursed knowledge and horrible opinions. It could possibly have use similar to chemical warfare. The scholars of ‘Tik Tok’ seem to pray to a powerful arcane being they call ‘Al Gorethem’.

evilwizard

that’s freaky scary, Krongus. tell you what—let’s just never go there. it is a silly place

krongus

evilwizard

go forth, mine imp. learn of this “tiktok” and report back to me with knowledge both obscure and arcane

krongus

Understood.

krongus

Based on first observations, Krongus has concluded that ‘tik tok’ is a repository of cursed knowledge and horrible opinions. It could possibly have use similar to chemical warfare. The scholars of ‘Tik Tok’ seem to pray to a powerful arcane being they call ‘Al Gorethem’.

evilwizard

that’s freaky scary, Krongus. tell you what—let’s just never go there. it is a silly place

krongus

emojifarm

All My Emoji Servers!

Heya! So you might've seen my post like this from months ago. I just simply haven't remembered to update it and it's so outdated that just redoing it instead feels easier to me. Especially since I've nearly run out of server slots on my main account and likely won't be making any more. At least not for a long time.

Same disclaimers apply as before. I own none of the emotes in the servers and have given full credit to the artists in a channel in each and every server.

All of them are under the read more 😊

hyena-moved-blogs

soooo... i just got a new phone, and it has an interesting keyboard feature. whenever i type an emoji, it will suggest emoji splices. theyre literally just images so i decided to share with you all some of my favorites so far 💕

corpsebod

My favourite is this guy

angelicguy

like these morons cannot put two and two together. ask yourself why a conservative would want to restrict what a teacher does. well what does a teacher do. teach. now why would conservatives want to control what people are taught. well,

thecloudybluesky

Are you implying that there should be ZERO restrictions on what teachers are allowed to do?

angelicguy

teachers should be allowed to kill you

richter-raccoon

@shitpostsampler , I humbly request for submission: “teachers should be allowed to kill you”

shitpostsampler

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inflagrante-delicatessen

I would like to note that contrary to popular belief, tuxedo cats are not little businessmen!

tuxedo is formal party attire, if you wore one at a business function, you would be inappropriately dressed!

tuxedo cats are, instead, lil fancy guys, darling socialites, even

postilionstruckbylightning

Carefree gadabouts.

jolly good chaps

based moffat

“they” (1 word) is shorter than “he or she” (3 words)

“they” is more inclusive than “he/she”

“themself” flows more naturally than “him or herself”

“they” is less clunky than “(s)he”

it’s time to replace the awkward “she or he”

edgar-allen-potpourri

“hey can you go ask they what does they want for dinner, and when is they coming over to watch movies with they?”

edrec

“Hey, can you go ask them what they want for dinner, and when they’re coming over to watch movies?”

Step one is learning how to talk like a human person.

anghraine

Friendly reminder:

“I shouldn’t like to punish anyone, even if they’d done me wrong.” —George Eliot, The Mill on the Floss (1860)

“A person can’t help their birth.” —William Thackeray, Vanity Fair (1848)

“But to expose the former faults of any person, without knowing what their present feelings were, seemed unjustifiable.” —Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (1813)

“Every Fool can do as they’re bid.” —Jonathan Swift, Polite Conversation (1738)

“So likewise shall my heavenly Father do also unto you, if ye from your hearts forgive not every one his brother their trespasses.” —King James Bible, Matthew 18:35 (transl. 1611)

“God send every one their heart’s desire!” —William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing (~1600)

“Now this king did keepe a great house, that euerie body might come and take their meat freely.” —Sir Philip Sidney, the Arcadia (1580)

“If … a psalme scape any person, or a lesson, or els yt they omyt one verse or twayne…” —William Bonde, The Pylgrimage of Perfection (1526)

“And whoso fyndeth hym out of swich blame, / They wol come up and offre a Goddés name” —Geoffrey Chaucer, The Pardoner’s Tale (~1380)

“þan hastely hiȝed eche wiȝt on hors & on fote, / huntyng wiȝt houndes alle heie wodes, / til þei neyȝþed so neiȝh to nymphe þe soþe [Then hastily hied each person on horse and on foot / hunting with hounds all the high woods / ‘til they came so near, to tell the truth]” —William and the Werwolf (transl. ~1350-1375)

“Bath ware made sun and mon, / Aiþer wit þer ouen light [Both were made sun and moon / Either with their own light]” —Cursor Mundi (~1325)

advanced-procrastination

We’ve been using they/them/their pronouns to indicate a person with unspecified gender for a long ass fucking time. The only reason it’s become a big issue lately is because it can be used as a semi-respectful term for trans and non-binary folks and we can’t have that can we

These fucks are literally trying to change our language to hurt trans/nb folks, and claiming that’s just the way its always been

polyhorde

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Singular “they” predates

Singular “you”

real-horse-facts

hay baby are you a horse? Because you are barely holding it together and are constantly on the verge of a panic attack.

woosh-floosh

that-house

In the Pokémon world this constitutes a new type of guy

cannibalcaprine2

people probably arent gonna remember all 905 pokemon nor learn about all 905

lastoneout

has the person who made those tags not seen how many subreddits there are to help people identify bugs and animals and stuff??

Anyway I’d kill to see the pokemon version that guy holding a tarantula hawk or the other one with the blue ringed octopus that sounds amazing

blueberrycrepe

Consider-

Picture of a man holding a Spoink in his hands: I found this little guy in the forest! Doesn’t look native to Galar. What kind of Pokémon is this?

The comments: ITS HEART ISNT BEATING PUT IT DOWN PUT IT DOWN PUT IT

woosh-floosh

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r0zeclawz

by the way ive unleashed the creatures upon you 🤣

afeelgoodblog

What a distinguished gentleman

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