Shitpost Sampler

Here is a rough idea of when we post things. This post should make it easier to know what’s coming and keep our askbox relatively clear of scheduling related questions.

Monday- Pattern Preview

Tuesday- Finished Object Showcase

Wednesday- Pattern Preview

Thursday- Finished Object Showcase

Friday- Pattern Release

Saturday- Free Space

Sunday- Askbox Blitz

This is just a little message to let you know that we're closing down the Sellfy shop.

Why? Well, over the past year, there has been increased activity where people who have stolen cards will make teenie tiny purchases on our site ($1) to test people's cards to see if they're valid. They usually do it in batches and it's awful to try and field waves of angry people while trying to explain to them that we were not the ones who stole their card, we're terribly sorry, and they should protect themselves.

Our renewal for the shop is up today, so it's time to cut that stress from our life.

We did it!

The final day is today! Thank you for doing this with us yet another year! We have some fun things under the cut for you besides the final square as well.

If you missed the previous post, go here. Otherwise check under the cut!

Hey! Sorry, our website/domain itself is definitely down, and probably will be for the foreseeable future.

The light at the end of the tunnel! Today is the penultimate day for the SAL.

If you missed the previous post, go here. Otherwise the pattern is under the cut:

The end is near! Usually it gets pretty obvious from this point, and we see a few finishes.

If you missed the previous post, go here. Otherwise the pattern is under the cut:

The final four is upon us!

If you missed the previous post, go here. Otherwise the pattern is under the cut!

Another week along! We are 2/3 of the way through the project now, hooray!

If you missed the previous post, go here. Otherwise the pattern is under the cut!

Usually about now we have folks guessing the final phrase, with mixed success rates. For those new to the SAL we will neither confirm nor deny any of these guesses! We're just delivering the content one bite at a time.

If you missed the previous post, go here. Otherwise the pattern is under the cut.

Whoa-oa, we're halfway there!

Something something, lizard on a chair!

If you missed the previous pattern, go here. Otherwise, the pattern is under the cut.

Hello Friday! We're rolling along!

If you missed the previous post, go here. Otherwise the pattern is under the cut.

We are already 1/3 of the way through!

If you missed the previous post, go here. Otherwise check under the cut!

It's getting put up later than intended. Fry forgot to eat and then went on an adventure in low blood sugar for a bit.

For those of you asking -- We plan on releasing new parts every M/W/F until we're done. We realized we didn't tell people that, and just assumed everyone had known from previous years. Sorry!

Anyway. Pattern is behind the cut!

pattern under the cut:

It Begins

For notation purposes, the white x's are the lighter blue, and the dark squares are the darker blue. Hopefully the gold/yellow is self evident. If you missed the setup post, you can find it here.

We will see you on Friday for the next installment! Hooray!