A king is only as noble as the causes he serves.

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

kitten i'll be honest daddy needs to learn how to have fun making art again or he's going to kill himself

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

you have to consciously unlearn racism and continue to watch for it because it will come out without realizing. because so much of society is structured around it. shrugging and going "i dont care" or "i dont know how else to say it" means you are okay with being racist and hurting other people with how much you dont give a shit about them.

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

ahhh so you're shown to be capable of recognising that people's trauma can make them act irrationally and unpleasantly! you recognised it in the white man! can you also recognise it in the brown woman? no? she's mean and bitchy and uncaring? i see

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks