A king is only as noble as the causes he serves.

Polishing my big ass talons

YOU ARE SOMETHINGBURGER. ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT

Even gays?

no

It's really hard to pull off blue overalls these days. Wear a red shirt and suddenly you're Mario, green shirt and you're Luigi. Well, there are only two mario brothers and Wario's got purple overalls over his yellow shirt so you're safe, right? Wrong. blue overalls yellow shirt and suddenly you're a Minion.

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

What else do u need

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette