renaissance woman

sorry but can you fucking imagine being mikey way and having a mental breakdown and leaving mid-album writing process so that you don’t die and then coming back after you’ve gotten some help and your brother & your band are like “hey we wrote a song for you while you were gone” and then they play you famous last words? like what do you even DO with yourself. i think i would just sit down right on the floor and sob tbh

a couple months ago you were sneaking into your big brother’s room in the middle of the night to sleep on the floor bc you were too terrified to sleep in your own room and now he’s singing that “i see you lying next to me” bridge at you (which is one of THEEEEE bridges of all time) like what are you supposed to DO. how did he not simply spontaneously combust. genuinely

fantasy is when there’s salve and sci fi is when there’s gel

fucking the text man for texts one of society's most influential works

i just don’t know if that many of us need to be on the roads driving. we should live in a world where more people can sit that one out

"what next, daddy lou?" was so bone chilling. i wish i had the right words right now to formulate my thoughts but if you can walk with my scattered brain here, vampires traditionally came about as symbolism for the upper class leeching on society. this is why they are often wealthy in media and why they adapted louis from being a slave owner to being a pimp, betraying his own community by preying on impoverished women. and seeing him go right back to that....he might not be sexualizing regina, but he is exploiting her. he can't even resist the urge to exploit the mere likeness of claudia to assauge his own guilt and grief. oh louis you really are going to hell i love you

the crazy thing is the entire episode really is about loustat and there's gonna be that corner of the fandom who will whine and catastrophize no matter what, but like the whole entire point is still loustat. it's crazy how poignant the crater left behind by louis is. the entire episode lestat is running from the gaping wound in the shape of his broken family. louis is hardly on screen and yet his shadow shapes the entire episode. even the presence of gabrielle is about the absence of the love lestat needs from louis

"first nine months of your mortal life" of course Louis believes life begins at conception he's old as fuck and catholic

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Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.

i don't know if anything will ever top the ultimate romance of louis lovingly and mournfully embracing lestat before slitting his throat