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UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmaoÂ
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Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.
Arepo built a temple in his field, a humble thing, some stones stacked up to make a cairn, and two days later a god moved in.
âHope youâre a harvest god,â Arepo said, and set up an altar and burnt two stalks of wheat. âItâd be nice, you know.â He looked down at the ash smeared on the stone, the rocks all laid askew, and coughed and scratched his head. âI know itâs not much,â he said, his straw hat in his hands. âBut - Iâll do what I can. Itâd be nice to think thereâs a god looking after me.â
The next day he left a pair of figs, the day after that he spent ten minutes of his morning seated by the temple in prayer. On the third day, the god spoke up.
âYou should go to a temple in the city,â the god said. Its voice was like the rustling of the wheat, like the squeaks of fieldmice running through the grass. âA real temple. A good one. Get some real gods to bless you. Iâm no one much myself, but I might be able to put in a good word?â It plucked a leaf from a tree and sighed. âI mean, not to be rude. I like this temple. Itâs cozy enough. The worshipâs been nice. But you canât honestly believe that any of this is going to bring you anything.â
âThis is more than I was expecting when I built it,â Arepo said, laying down his scythe and lowering himself to the ground. âTell me, what sort of god are you anyway?â
âIâm of the fallen leaves,â it said. âThe worms that churn beneath the earth. The boundary of forest and of field. The first hint of frost before the first snow falls. The skin of an apple as it yields beneath your teeth. Iâm a god of a dozen different nothings, scraps that lead to rot, momentary glimpses. A change in the air, and then itâs gone.â
The god heaved another sigh. âThereâs no point in worship in that, not like War, or the Harvest, or the Storm. Save your prayers for the things beyond your control, good farmer. Youâre so tiny in the world. So vulnerable. Best to pray to a greater thing than me.â
Arepo plucked a stalk of wheat and flattened it between his teeth. âI like this sort of worship fine,â he said. âSo if you donât mind, I think Iâll continue.â
âDo what you will,â said the god, and withdrew deeper into the stones. âBut donât say I never warned you otherwise.â
Arepo would say a prayer before the morningâs work, and he and the god contemplated the trees in silence. Days passed like that, and weeks, and then the Storm rolled in, black and bold and blustering. It flooded Arepoâs fields, shook the tiles from his roof, smote his olive tree and set it to cinder. The next day, Arepo and his sons walked among the wheat, salvaging what they could. The little temple had been strewn across the field, and so when the work was done for the day, Arepo gathered the stones and pieced them back together.
âUseless work,â the god whispered, but came creeping back inside the temple regardless. âThere wasnât a thing I could do to spare you this.â
âWeâll be fine,â Arepo said. âThe stormâs blown over. Weâll rebuild. Donât have much of an offering for today,â he said, and laid down some ruined wheat, âbut I think Iâll shore up this thingâs foundations tomorrow, how about that?âÂ
The god rattled around in the temple and sighed.
A year passed, and then another. The temple had layered walls of stones, a roof of woven twigs. Arepoâs neighbors chuckled as they passed it. Some of their children left fruit and flowers. And then the Harvest failed, the gods withdrew their bounty. In Arepoâs field the wheat sprouted thin and brittle. People wailed and tore their robes, slaughtered lambs and spilled their blood, looked upon the ground with haunted eyes and went to bed hungry. Arepo came and sat by the temple, the flowers wilted now, the fruit shriveled nubs, Arepoâs ribs showing through his chest, his hands still shaking, and murmured out a prayer.Â
âThere is nothing here for you,â said the god, hudding in the dark. âThere is nothing I can do. There is nothing to be done.â It shivered, and spat out its words. âWhat is this temple but another burden to you?â
âWe -â Arepo said, and his voice wavered. âSo itâs a lean year,â he said. âWeâve gone through this before, weâll get through this again. So weâre hungry,â he said. âWeâve still got each other, donât we? And a lot of people prayed to other gods, but it didnât protect them from this. No,â he said, and shook his head, and laid down some shriveled weeds on the altar. âNo, I think I like our arrangement fine.â
âThere will come worse,â said the god, from the hollows of the stone. âAnd there will be nothing I can do to save you.â
The years passed. Arepo rested a wrinkled hand upon the temple of stone and some days spent an hour there, lost in contemplation with the god.
And one fateful day, from across the wine-dark seas, came War.
Arepo came stumbling to his temple now, his hand pressed against his gut, anointing the holy site with his blood. Behind him, his wheat fields burned, and the bones burned black in them. He came crawling on his knees to a temple of hewed stone, and the god rushed out to meet him.
âI could not save them,â said the god, its voice a low wail. âI am sorry. I am sorry. I am so so sorry.â The leaves fell burning from the trees, a soft slow rain of ash. âI have done nothing! All these years, and I have done nothing for you!â
âShush,â Arepo said, tasting his own blood, his vision blurring. He propped himself up against the temple, forehead pressed against the stone in prayer. âTell me,â he mumbled. âTell me again. What sort of god are you?â
âI -â said the god, and reached out, cradling Arepoâs head, and closed its eyes and spoke.
âIâm of the fallen leaves,â it said, and conjured up the image of them. âThe worms that churn beneath the earth. The boundary of forest and of field. The first hint of frost before the first snow falls. The skin of an apple as it yields beneath your teeth.â Arepoâs lips parted in a smile.
âI am the god of a dozen different nothings,â it said. âThe petals in bloom that lead to rot, the momentary glimpses. A change in the air -â Its voice broke, and it wept. âBefore itâs gone.â
âBeautiful,â Arepo said, his blood staining the stones, seeping into the earth. âAll of them. They were all so beautiful.â
And as the fields burned and the smoke blotted out the sun, as men were trodden in the press and bloody War raged on, as the heavens let loose their wrath upon the earth, Arepo the sower lay down in his humble temple, his head sheltered by the stones, and returned home to his god.
Sora found the temple with the bones within it, the roof falling in upon them.
âOh, poor god,â she said, âWith no-one to bury your last priest.â Then she paused, because she was from far away. âOr is this how the dead are honored here?â The god roused from its contemplation.
âHis name was Arepo,â it said, âHe was a sower.â
Sora startled, a little, because she had never before heard the voice of a god. âHow can I honor him?â She asked.
âBury him,â the god said, âBeneath my altar.â
âAll right,â Sora said, and went to fetch her shovel.
âWait,â the god said when she got back and began collecting the bones from among the broken twigs and fallen leaves. She laid them out on a roll of undyed wool, the only cloth she had. âWait,â the god said, âI cannot do anything for you. I am not a god of anything useful.â
Sora sat back on her heels and looked at the altar to listen to the god.
âWhen the Storm came and destroyed his wheat, I could not save it,â the god said, âWhen the Harvest failed and he was hungry, I could not feed him. When War came,â the godâs voice faltered. âWhen War came, I could not protect him. He came bleeding from the battle to die in my arms.â Sora looked down again at the bones.
âI think you are the god of something very useful,â she said.
âWhat?â the god asked.
Sora carefully lifted the skull onto the cloth. âYou are the god of Arepo.â
Generations passed. The village recovered from its tragediesâhomes rebuilt, gardens re-planted, wounds healed. The old man who once lived on the hill and spoke to stone and rubble had long since been forgotten, but the temple stood in his name. Most believed it to empty, as the god who resided there long ago had fallen silent. Yet, any who passed the decaying shrine felt an ache in their hearts, as though mourning for a lost friend. The cold that seeped from the temple entrance laid their spirits low, and warded off any potential visitors, save for the rare and especially oblivious children who would leave tiny clusters of pink and white flowers that they picked from the surrounding meadow.
The god sat in his peaceful home, staring out at the distant road, to pedestrians, workhorses, and carriages, raining leaves that swirled around bustling feet. How long had it been? The world had progressed without him, for he knew there was no help to be given. The world must be a cruel place, that even the useful gods have abandoned, if farms can flood, harvests can run barren, and homes can burn, he thought.
He had come to understand that humans are senseless creatures, who would pray to a god that cannot grant wishes or bless upon them good fortune. Who would maintain a temple and bring offerings with nothing in return. Who would share their company and meditate with such a fruitless deity. Who would bury a stranger without the hope for profit. What bizarre, futile kindness they had wasted on him. What wonderful, foolish, virtuous, hopeless creatures, humans were.
So he painted the sunset with yellow leaves, enticed the worms to dance in their soil, flourished the boundary between forest and field with blossoms and berries, christened the air with a biting cold before winter came, ripened the apples with crisp, red freckles to break under sinking teeth, and a dozen other nothings, in memory of the man who once praised the godâs work on his dying breath.
âHello, God of Every Humble Beauty in the World,â called a familiar voice.
The squinting corners of the godâs eyes wept down onto curled lips. âArepo,â he whispered, for his voice was hoarse from its hundred-year mutism.
âI am the god of devotion, of small kindnesses, of unbreakable bonds. I am the god of selfless, unconditional love, of everlasting friendships, and trust,â Arepo avowed, soothing the other with every word.
âThatâs wonderful, Arepo,â he responded between tears, âIâm so happy for youâsuch a powerful figure will certainly need a grand temple. Will you leave to the city to gather more worshippers? Youâll be adored by all.â
âNo,â Arepo smiled.
âFarther than that, to the capitol, then? Thank you for visiting here before your departure.â
âNo, I will not go there, either,â Arepo shook his head and chuckled.
âFarther still? What ambitious goals, you must have. There is no doubt in my mind that you will succeed, though,â the elder god continued.
âActually,â interrupted Arepo, âIâd like to stay here, if youâll have me.â
The other god was struck speechless. ââŚ. Why would you want to live here?â
âI am the god of unbreakable bonds and everlasting friendships. And you are the god of Arepo.â
I reblogged this once with the first story. Now the story has grown and Iâm crying. This is gorgeous, guys. This is what dreams are made of.
Ănglisc áźĎĎ ÎźÎżÎťÎżÎłÎšÎşal Speling RĂŠforme
SÄ Ănglisc dingua is notuÄbil for habbing Än terribil wrÄŤting ĎĎĎĎΡΟ. Än hlot af popul lÄŤc tĹ punct ĹŤt âhĹŤ inconsistÄns hit is, ond đđšđ tĹ cum upp wiĂž Än nÄŤwe ĎĎĎĎΡΟ βΏĎode on hĹŤ wordas son. HĹŤÇŁfre, Ănglisc speling is actulÄŤc βΏĎode on áźĎĎ ÎźÎżÎťÎżÎłÎŻ, nÄht son. ĂÇŁrfor, sÄ ideal wrÄŤting ĎĎĎĎΡΟ for Ănglisc wyllode bÄ Än hwÇŁr ÇŁfrÇŁlc singul word is spelode exactlÄŤc alls hit wĂŚs âorigolÄŤcâ spelode (alls feor bĂŚc alls wrÄŤten recordas gÄ, af currĹ).
Än af sÄ Ăžingas ÞÌt ÄŤow mĂŚht Ăženc is xtraneus ĂŚt fyrst is ÞÌt sÄ nÄŤwe ĎĎĎĎΡΟ miscas sÄparÄl áźÎťĎΏβΡĎas tĹgĂŚdere. MÇŁst af sÄ tÄŤma, ÄŤowâr iĹŤst using Graec δΚĎθÎĎas wiĂžin mÇŁstlÄŤc LatÄŤn text. OccasionallÄŤc, ĂžÄah, ÄŤow mĂŚht sÄ wordas lÄŤc âŠhorde⪠bÄing respelode alls âĐžŃдаâ, oÞÞe âŠkaraoke⪠bÄing respelode alls â犺á˝ĎĎÎŽâ. SumtÄŤmas, ÄŤow mĂŚht efen rinn intĹ bidÄŤrÄctiÄl text, alls in âاŮŘŽŮاعز٠icâ. ĂĂŚtâs sÄ megn rationem hwČł Än simplifode vertiĹ sceolde eallswÄ exist.
I canât decide if Iâm angry.
The English language is notable for having a terrible writing system. A lot of people like to punch some inconsistencies it has, and try to come up with a new system based on how words sound. However, English spelling is actually based on etymology, not sound. Therefore, the ideal writing system for English would be a way each single word is spelled exactly as it was originally spelled (as far back as written records go, of course).
A few things you might see is extraneous at first is that the new system merges(?) separate alphabets together. Most of the time, youâre just using Greek letters within mostly Latin text. Occasionally, though, you might see words like âhordeâ being respelled as <ĐžŃда>, or âkaraokeâ being spelled as < 犺á˝ĎĎÎŽ>. Sometimes, you might even run into direct text, as in < اŮŘŽŮاعز٠ic>. Thatâs the main reason why a simplified version should always exist.
Ănglisc áźĎĎ ÎźÎżÎťÎżÎłÎšÎşal Speling RĂŠforme
SÄ Ănglisc dingua is notuÄbil for habbing Än terribil wrÄŤting ĎĎĎĎΡΟ. Än hlot af popul lÄŤc tĹ punct ĹŤt âhĹŤ inconsistÄns hit is, ond đđšđ tĹ cum upp wiĂž Än nÄŤwe ĎĎĎĎΡΟ βΏĎode on hĹŤ wordas son. HĹŤÇŁfre, Ănglisc speling is actulÄŤc βΏĎode on áźĎĎ ÎźÎżÎťÎżÎłÎŻ, nÄht son. ĂÇŁrfor, sÄ ideal wrÄŤting ĎĎĎĎΡΟ for Ănglisc wyllode bÄ Än hwÇŁr ÇŁfrÇŁlc singul word is spelode exactlÄŤc alls hit wĂŚs âorigolÄŤcâ spelode (alls feor bĂŚc alls wrÄŤten recordas gÄ, af currĹ).
Än af sÄ Ăžingas ÞÌt ÄŤow mĂŚht Ăženc is xtraneus ĂŚt fyrst is ÞÌt sÄ nÄŤwe ĎĎĎĎΡΟ miscas sÄparÄl áźÎťĎΏβΡĎas tĹgĂŚdere. MÇŁst af sÄ tÄŤma, ÄŤowâr iĹŤst using Graec δΚĎθÎĎas wiĂžin mÇŁstlÄŤc LatÄŤn text. OccasionallÄŤc, ĂžÄah, ÄŤow mĂŚht sÄ wordas lÄŤc âŠhorde⪠bÄing respelode alls âĐžŃдаâ, oÞÞe âŠkaraoke⪠bÄing respelode alls â犺á˝ĎĎÎŽâ. SumtÄŤmas, ÄŤow mĂŚht efen rinn intĹ bidÄŤrÄctiÄl text, alls in âاŮŘŽŮاعز٠icâ. ĂĂŚtâs sÄ megn rationem hwČł Än simplifode vertiĹ sceolde eallswÄ exist.
I canât decide if Iâm angry.
The English language is notable for having a terrible writing system. A lot of people like to punch some inconsistencies it has, and try to come up with a new system based on how words sound. However, English spelling is actually based on etymology, not sound. Therefore, the ideal writing system for English would be a way each single word is spelled exactly as it was originally spelled (as far back as written records go, of course).
A few things you might see is extraneous at first is that the new system merges(?) separate alphabets together. Most of the time, youâre just using Greek letters within mostly Latin text. Occasionally, though, you might see words like âhordeâ being respelled as <ĐžŃда>, or âkaraokeâ being spelled as < 犺á˝ĎĎÎŽ>. Sometimes, you might even run into direct text, as in < اŮŘŽŮاعز٠ic>. Thatâs the main reason why a simplified version should always exist.
Chosen.
If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

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Game of Noir: Fantastic GOT Characters Reimagined as 30âs Gangsters by Ricean Vlad
I am really digging Jonâs hair in this. Holding out hope for Season 8 shaved sides!
I LOVE THIS. The Sandor and Tywin ones are đ
This is beautiful and heart breaking
My gay heart
I donât think straight people even understand we have this fear
The Lannisters circa 275 AC. & The Starks circa 291 AC. by Raymond Waskita
There is no unskilled labor, only undervalued skills.
Holy crap!
âWhat do you think, Mr Holmes? Cereal killer?â

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I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE
Always reblog peent.
*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???
*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
omg!! omg
Forever reblog.
Heaven let your eent shine down.
*1,235 days* If this were real my life would be so easy smh
AU where instead of a consulting criminal Moriarty is the internetâs most celebrated fanfic writer
And he aggressively writes real person fic about Sherlock with every single person in his life and absolutely refuses to stop. Sherlock becomes infamous because everyone is reading it and itâs really cramping his untouchable-virgin style. Consider:Â
âHis Archenemyâ by thereal_moriarty, featuring Sherlock Holmes/Mycroft Holmes, explicit, incest, chan, D/s dynamics
âYou Are Important to Meâ by thereal_moriarty, featuring Sherlock Holmes/Molly Cooper, het, fluff, smut, PWP
âTurn Around and Donât Even Breatheâ by thereal_moriarty, featuring Sherlock Holmes/Philip Anderson, smut, hate sex, angst, toplock
âCorrect Me, Doctorâ by thereal_moriarty, featuring Sherlock Holmes/John Watson also ft. Sherlockâs riding crop, explicit, crack, fetish
âNot Your Housekeeperâ by thereal_moriarty, featuring Sherlock Holmes/Martha Hudson, roleplay, age difference, humour, milf
And Sherlock is all like:
And Moriarty is all
LOL
OMG this is HILARIOUS!
Can I play?
âFind Yourself Another Friendâ by thereal_moriarity. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Sally Donovan, enemies to lovers, handcuffs, rough sex, shame kink, dirty talk.
âA Quick Cup oâ Joeâ by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Mr. Chatterge, coffee shop AU, casual sex, hook ups, bathroom sex.
âIt Only Matters If Youâre Caughtâ by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Sarah Sawyer, infidelity, cheating with your best friendâs girlfriend, seduction.
âIâm The Only Drug You Needâ by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Jefferson Hope, car sex, non con, drugged sex.
âWelcome Homeâ by thereal_morarity. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/The Empty Hearse Fan Club, gang bang, group sex, orgy, where do all these limbs go.
âWater Water Everywhereâ by thereal_morarity. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/The Waters Family Gang. Polyamory, group sex, relationship negotiations, lots of cuddles.
âIn My Free Timeâ by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Anthea-his-brotherâs-PA. Secret relationship, silent sex, caught in a compromising position.
Give me more minor or almost invisible characters and Iâll keep going.
OMFG ITâS GETTING BETTER
Ok Challenge Level for @iris-wallpaper:
Dr. Stapleton
Bluebell
Bombing Victim #2 from TGG (is that too dark?)
Kitty Reilly
Prosecuting Solicitor in TRF
Defending Solicitor in TRF
Judge in TRF
The Pilot/Lady Charmichael in TAB (both characters)
Challenge accepted! Great ideas @theleftpill ! âLight Me Up, Doctorâ by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Doctor Stapleton. Sex as an experiment, sex in a laboratory, cunnilingus, unexpectedly hot clinical talk.Â
âBunny My Honeyâ by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Bluebell. Fluffy animal as a masturbatory aid, frottage, sensuality.Â
âLet Me Be Your Heroâ by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Bombing Victim #2. Rescue turns romantic, hero worship, pity sex.
âJust Platonicâ by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Kitty Riley. Bathroom sex, sex to prove heterosexuality, sinks and mirrors will be shattered along with Kittyâs belief that Sherlock is gay.Â
 "Iâve Been A Bad Boy" by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Prosecuting Solicitor in TRF. Suit kink, Dom/Sub, Sub Sherlock, verbal orders, boot licking, rough sex.Â
 "Only You Can Help Me" by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Defending Solicitor in TRF. Rescue kink, role play, power exchange, Sherlock just wants to be taken care of, handjobs.Â
 "You Must Find Me Guilty" by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Judge from TRF. Wig kink, blowjob under black robe, hiding under the bench to tease your lover, public sex kink, blowjob during a trial.Â
 "Come Fly With Me" by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Lady Carmichael/The TAB pilot. Time travel, sex on a plane, Mile High Club, threesome M/F/F, a new meaning to the term COCKpit, selfcest, flight instruments as sex toys.
@iris-wallpaper Do you want more? Cause there are still:
Soo Lin DI Dimmock Henry Knight Sebastian Wilkes Billy Wiggins The museum curator Tom the Meat Dagger Dave Maryâs ex
Also didnât see Mary Greg Janine Eurus Faith - Culverton Smith daughter
Yes!!! Wonderful addition @mychakk I canât do them all right now but will come back to it this evening or tomorrow.
âPrecisionâ by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Soo Lin. Museum conservation tools as sex toys, sex at work, tickling, brushing, paint and solvent smells as aphrodisiacs.
âIâm In Charge Hereâ by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/DI Dimmock. Sex in a murdered manâs bed, restraints, gags, spanking, acrobatic sex.
âIt Happened One Nightâ by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Henry Knight. Sherlock comforts a terrified Henry, comfort sex, sex with the lights on, sex with the curtains open, exhibitionism, making animal growls during sex.
âAround The World Twice In A Weekâ by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Sebastian Wilkes. Hatesex, revenge sex, pissing contest, not literal pissing, edging, seeing who can hold out longer, dry orgasm, repeat hatesex.
âAnd Thatâs Coming From Meâ by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Billy Wiggins. Drugged out sex, sex multiple times in a day, chafing, surreal sex due to hallucinating, inability to attain orgasm, because drugs, rimming, blowjobs.
âThe Originalâ by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/The Museum Curator from TGG. Partially clothed sex, hate sex, not really hate sex more contempt sex, sex in a museum, biting, scratching, swearing, dirty talk, accents as aphrodisiacs.
âMeat Marketâ by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Tom The Meat Dagger Guy. Role play- pretend meeting in a gay bar, mutual masterbation, phallus worship, Dom Sherlock, blow job, humiliation kink.
âText Alertâ by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Dave Maryâs Ex. Casual sex, being summoned for sex, Come Anyway, top Sherlock, rough sex, ball gag, blindfold, flail.
Finishing out @mychakk prompts:
âYou Gotta Have Faithâ by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Faith Smith - the real Faith Smith not Euros-as-Faith. Sex in a morgue, inappropriate use of stainless steel autopsy table, cane as a sex toy, caning, blood play, scalpelâ play.
âMake Me Wear The Hatâ by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Janine Donlevy. Extended sex romp, cosplay, The Deerstalker as a sex toy, copious amounts of lube, spanking with the hat, exhibitionism.
âNot My Departmentâ by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Greg Lestrade. Hangover, sex in a jail cell, food play, gorging on donuts, making a porn movie on a smartphone.
âNicelyâ by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Mary Morstan. Gun play, power exchange, Dom Mary, Sub Sherlock, blood play, scar kink, humiliation kink.
âFinger Playâ by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Eurus Holmes. Hand holding, twining fingers, music kink, fingering, multiple costume changes, wig kink, so much fingering.
And I thought of more:
âLost Weekendâ by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Billy the Innkeeper/Gary the Innkeeper. Cross Keys Inn, threesome M/M/M, three in a double room, sugared coffee flavored lube, aftercare, snoring.
âTen-Hutâ by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Major Barrymore/Corporal Lyons. Military kink, threesome M/M/M, following orders, bottomlock, sex in an office, uniform kink.
âA Funny Thing Happened On The Way Outâ by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Doctor Frankland. Elevator sex, frottage, height difference, lab coat kink, hallucinagetic gas, sex under the influence, dubious consent due to influence of drug.
@iris-wallpaper and @bakingsherlycakes
âSomewhere in my youth or childhood, I must have done something good.â
ThisâŚ.is fantastic!
SoâŚ.is anyone writing any of these? I really hope someone starts an AO3 as thereal_moriarty and starts writing these.
Will the real Moriarty please rise up
Iâm so serious, too! It can be like a collaboration - thatâs a lot of stories for one person. Someone creates the AO3 for this, and people can pick which stories they want to write and submit for uploading. The only rule is to stick to the tags and description as noted in this post.
I WANT THIS SO BADLY!!
It could be a collection on AO3. Iâll try to figure out how to set up a collection this weekend and set it up. Anyone can write from the prompts and link their fic to the collection. thereal_moriarty collection!
Another rule is to write badly. Use all the no-nos for fic writing. Write like Moriarty would write - crazed psychopath writing.
@iris-wallpaper this is genius! Your moriarty fic ideas are amazing. If you need help setting up a collection lmkâitâs pretty easy though as I recall. (Personally, I think Jim would be a fastidious fic writerâproofreading until his eyes bled and writing so convincingly that by the end of each fic, the more susceptible in his audience would definitely ship whatever-it-isâa fact that would drive Sherlock extra bonkers.)
âMasterpieceâ by thereal_moriarity. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/The Old Man Who Paints Like Vermeer. Travel, steamy South American nights, posing nude, erotic painting, finger painting, Down There, brushing, tickling.
âIâll Get A Candleâ by thereal_moriarity. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Angelo. Food porn, cock and ball torture (CBT), cock rings, hot wax torture, candlelight scene.
âMesmerizedâ by thereal_moriarity. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Derren Brown. Dubious consent due to hypnotism, pinching, paddling, barking like a dog, dildos, double penetration.
âIn The Cornerâ by thereal_moriarity. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/The Boring Teacher One. Role play, teacher/student, school uniform, dunce cap, humiliation kink, paddling, orgasm denial.
âRebootâ by thereal_moriarity. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Jim From IT. Underwear kink, tataurine cream as lube, clubbing, dancing, exhibitionism/vouyorism, pulling in a gay club threesome, but not really because Sherlock just likes to watch.
I could do this all dayâŚ
THE COLLECTION IS SET UP ON AO3:
http://archiveofourown.org/collections/thereal_moriarty
Now go write crack fics and link to the collection!
Spread the word about the collection, too!
Ever wonder what it would be like to be Moriarty? Now you have your chance to be a part of thereal_moriarty collection, just bring your fingers and start pumping out cracky fic!!
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