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If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

Eridian kindergartners may be strong and VERY enthusiastic but they don't have that much stamina

and oh nooooo Rocky in a ball. Rocky can not help at aaaaaall ~~~~

previous instances of adventures of babysitter Grace [first comic] [second comic]

Assumptions:

Air at 29 atm and 230C has a density of only 0.02 g/cm2, which is essentially 0

Water is 1 g/cm2

Eridians are 5 g/cm2 (rocks are 2-3 and metals are 5-12 so I'm going with a funky average with nice numbers)

xenonite is the same density as Eridians

xenonite barrier is 2% of the radius of the ball (1cm for a 1m ball)

I can do all my calculations assuming Earth gravity because bouyancy/weight would both be affected equally by the double gravity, thus cancelling out

We can estimate the radius of a pebble by picturing them loafing cutely into their carapace

In order to float, the ball has to be less dense than water; however, water displacement is directly related to density, so

to be comic-accurate, we're looking for the balls (with pebbles inside them) to be roughly 20-50% as dense as water.

Let's start with the xenonite shell:

% of ball that is xenonite = (volume of outer shell - volume of inner shell)/(volume of outer shell)

= [(4/3)πr{outer}^3 - (4/3)πr{inner}^3]/[(4/3)πr{outer}^3]

= 1 - (r{inner}/r{outer})^3

= 1 - (0.98)^3 = 6%

So the density of the ball alone is roughly:

6% x 5g/cm3 + 94% x 0g/cm3 = 0.29 g/cm3

We're already pretty much there without adding a pebble!

Now let's see what radius pebble we'd need to get to 0.5 g/cm3:

[% of volume taken up by pebble] x [density of pebble] + [% xenonite x density xenonite] + [% air x density air] = 0.5g/cm3

% of volume taken up by pebble = (0.5 - 0.29)/5

= 4% of the total ball volume

What a cute little pebble!!

but remember volume scales by radius cubed.

% of ball is pebble = volume of pebble/volume of ball

= [(4/3)πr{pebble}^3]/[(4/3)πr{outer}^3]

= [r{pebble}/r{outer}]^3

0.04^(1/3) = r{pebble}/r{outer}

...so the radius of the pebble is about 35% the radius of the ball!

To find the maximum size of a pebble that can float, let's say the density of the entire ball has to be 0.95 instead of 0.5:

% of volume taken up by pebble = (0.95 - 0.29)/5 = 13%

13%^(1/3) = 50%

However, this would mean they'd be mostly underwater (like an iceberg)

So the pebble has to use a ball that is at least 3 (for safety) times taller than its loaf height in order to float!!

like seriously I thought it was a silly little comic that won't get much attention so I decided to feel a little guilty and force myself to handwave the science for that cartoon cuteness sake. now that it got A LOT of attention I was seriously starting getting worried 😅

Accidental cultural exchange ends with new craze for vaguely human shaped dolls among Erid kids. After all, humans can like magically wake up at will and protect the sleeping Eridian kids for sure.

And also I forgot to add the one shot that sponsored about 70% of this comic

So like she gets the recordings and realizes Yao and Ilyukina are dead before he wakes up so he’s got no pilot, no engineer, and no memories.

And then you also have to remember that the EXISTENCE of these recordings and the fact they were accompanied by the Taumoeba means that an amnesticized Grace somehow managed to save earth without a pilot or engineer and shoddy memory that only vaguely gives him enough to work with as he works.