Come Back With A Warrant

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

I do think it's kind of funny when plot summaries are like "character A encounters the last person they expected...their ex." Idk about you guys I'd be less surprised if my new coworker/roommate/random dance partner was my ex than I would if it was, like, Megawati Sukarnoputri the first woman president of Indonesia.

Any of my exes could plausibly attend the same conference as me. But I'd be really surprised to encounter former US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice

This poll is ambiguous if you (a) Don't have an ex or (b) Are Egyptian diplomat Hassan Gamal Ahmad Hassan, whose marriage to Megawati Sukarnoputri was anulled in 1972.

What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*

*Sinks my teeth into your vocabillaries*

They sting. I got ouched by one a couple days ago. The vest is for your protection.

Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.

Lol, here's a fun one: if you had been born in the medieval era and without access to modern medicine, how long would you have lived? If I managed to survive being born (unlikely) I would have died at age 22 from appendicitis :) hbu?

The number of you absolutely convinced you would have been convicted of witchcraft and burned at the stake seems statistically unlikely.

Honestly I probably would have gone to a convent so I might be fine up till I get cancer (statistically likely with how much of it is on both sides of my family. One of my aunt's had cancer before 40)

Orpheus's mistake was never turning back. To love her is to turn back. He would've always turned back and that's the inevitability of it. Orpheus's mistake was agreeing to the terms in the first place. I think that is the ultimate point of Hadestown. We can't play by the terms set by the powerful, because those terms are a trap that will always ensure we fail. We can't let them divide us, can't let them make us believe we're alone, because we'll never make the journey alone. A people divided is a people conquered afterall. We have to break down the walls. We have to remind each other that we're human. And we can't agree to the rich's compromise. We can't let them make us feel alone.

Big reminder, folks, that many people, especially veteran writers, are locking their fics nowadays, which means if you don't have an account, you can't see the full library of AO3 and are missing out on a lot of good work. Please go sign up for an account! It's well worth it, and you are missing out on a LOT by not having it.

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

One of the best things about being a writer is thinking of something small you can add to your work that’s just. Devastating. Like you’re sitting there going. Oh. That would be diabolical. People would get really riled up about that. Exquisite. Let’s do it.