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UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

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are pokemon sentient enough that I could send my Scrafty to the store with a shopping list and money and he'd be allowed to shop by himself when he gets there
my shiny Scrafty in the cold aisles trying to decide on cheese
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'i've been letting myself go' because you're fatter? go where? the awesome factory?

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that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet
The best reddit thread I’ve ever seen was when someone asked if the gang from Always Sunny in Philadelphia could kill Darth Maul and almost all of the responses were over 4 paragraphs long
Best quote from that thread: “To give the gang a slight advantage, We’ll assume that Darth Maul has not seen any of the films in the Home Alone franchise.”
electrolyteeeeeeeeeees
electrolytes my beloved
I work outdoors in florida. for years now. yes over summer. electrolytes. my. beloved.
So what even are electrolytes? the stuff in gatorade, right? salt. yeah?
well yes but no
in essence. electrolytes are all those trace minerals your body needs to live. yes including Sodium and Chlorine (table salt my beloved)
but ALSO including: Calcium. Magnesium. Phosphorus. Potassium.
Gatorade hassss: Sodium and Potassium. better than nothing but not exactly a nutritionally complete multivitamin. if you only drink gatorade you are going to get sick bc you are also sweating out all those other elements and not replenishing them
My personal favorite electrolyte drink is Coconut water!
coconut has: potassium, magnesium, calcium, and sodium! if you don't like the slightly metallic taste (thats the electrolytes baybeee) you can cut it with some juice for flavor.
I will keep a jug of fruit juice in the fridge, and then every time i have a glass, refill it with coconut water. so far yet to find a bad flavor combo, though i will say that cranberry/raspberry juice + coconut water tastes uncannily like jolly ranchers and can be a bit... baffling? to the tongue???
anyways. next electrolyte source: literally all fruit.
Fruits basically all have electrolytes in them. in different combinations. eat as much fruit and as much variety of fruits as physically possible. if you find yourself with an uncanny craving for something specific, it probably has an electrolyte that you need. go eat a ton of it.
for proteins, go with vegan proteins (usually seeds: high in magnesium and phosphorous), white meat (Selenium, Phosphorus, Potassium, Magnesium, Zinc, Iron, Sodium, Calcium), and fish (electrolytes vary by species, but they're typically high)
these are also often eaten cold, which. try not to eat hot food when it's hot out. eating hot food will also add heat to your body, which is not the goal, when it is hot out.
now, my least favorite electrolyte: milk.
one of my coworkers drinks an entire gallon of milk every single day and it upsets me so much, but she IS incredibly powerful and most likely going to live forever, so ymmv
lactose intolerance is also no excuse, UNFORTUNATELY. almond milk is a good source of Phosphorus, Manganese, Iron, Copper, Potassium, as well as some vitamins i guess. Cashew milk has Sodium, Potassium, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Zinc, and yeah vitamins.
so yeah also chug some (nut or dairy) milk, ugh.
anyways, when it's hot out be sure to eat a lot of sushi. seafood usually has phosphorous, avocado and cucumber are hard to beat, seaweed is a great source of iodine, calcium, iron, and manganese, rice is a simple carb that is easy to digest (digestion generates heat!!!!!! eat complex foods when it's cool out and simple stuff when it's hot! proteins and fats are complicated for the body!!! eat starch!), sauces usually have a good mix of stuff
yeah anyways this whole post was just to encourage people to eat sushi. and poke bowls if you're not in the mood for rolling things. and fruit. and Go In The Water
basically if hawaiians came up with it it's a fuckin GENIUS thing to do. do more of that.
She's being so big and brave.

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Since your Mewtwo is basically a large cat, does it have a reaction to pokenip/catnip and become all goofy when exposed to it?
It does and it did. However, as per real catnip, it's a very short high and it got bored after like 3 attempts. It doesn't like the sedative effects of catnip either because that's just a little too Evil Lab-adjacent
Now I'm wondering what he's like while on pokenip - does he get zoomies or does he just vibe? (art by @xxtc-96xx)
Everyone fucking wish it’s that tame
functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I
Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.
now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"
Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...
It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people
it sucks that the overwhelming majority of medical messaging around salt/sodium is "evil poisonous substance that you're definitely already eating way too much of," because like. you do still need it. (trust me, as a POTS-haver, I've had to completely rewire my own brain about salt.) and you need more salt when the entire northern hemisphere is hot enough to fry an egg on. ever tried sucking down the recommended 64oz of hydration per day entirely as water, only to find you're peeing constantly without any of the purported benefits of being "hydrated"? assuming you don't have another medical condition that causes frequent urination, your body probably needed more salt/electrolytes to be able to hold onto that water and make use of it. if there was ever a time to keep a sports drink/pedialyte/etc within constant reach, it's when the heat index is 110°F/43°C.
I think the aversion in our society to coming up w/ utilitarian answers to ethical questions (my favorite hobby) has caused us to cede way too much ground to the assholes of the world in the vein of "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb," as Dark Helmet put it. Like.
Laypeople (and also a concerning number of scientists) have often got the idea that unethical human experimentation is some sort of ultra-effective super science that would fix all the disease and discover all of the medicine and we only don't do it because it isn't nice (see: every science fiction show ever). No! Jumping straight from abstract theory to human trials is a terrible way to do science. It produces incoherent results and useless observations and nonsensical conclusions. We have pages and pages of historical precedent demonstrating this.
And lots of people have got the idea that totalitarianism is some sort of magic super-government that does all the government stuff really effectively abd efficiently and we only don't do it because it isn't nice. No!!!! "Let's put one idiot in charge and do whatever dumb shit they say" is the worst way to organize any project at all, let alone an economy and a political machine. Fascist regimes are models of corruption, waste, and inefficiency.
And so on
mengela discovered nothing. 731 discovered nothing. Residential school trials discovered nothing. Unethical medical trials are just cruelty by mediocre people. None of the doctors in these unethical trials were outstanding students or notable doctors. We dont need science fiction we just need history and honesty.
In addition to its being niceys, ethics is a form of rigor. Someone who disregards ethics is (1) Doing It Wrong and (2) just as likely to disregard any other forms of rigor they decide they don't like.
someone on reddit was like “my dog rescue gets desirable purebred dogs in all the time! yorkies, dachshunds, french bulldogs, you name it!”
and i was like. did you rescue them or did you buy them from puppy mills
unpopular comment. downvoted immediately.
person came back and was like “we don’t buy them from puppy mills, we just get funds together to buy them from the Amish at auctions”
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Holy shit. I had no idea rescues did this. They just make more on adoption fees than it costs to buy and feed the dogs??
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2018/investigations/dog-auction-rescue-groups-donations/
iirc this was a good writeup on it. similar situation with "asian meat market rescues" (though that one comes with a side of racism, too)

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we desperately need sex 2
i just know someone's going to mention kink. girl that's still sex 1. we had to invent BDSM cause we didn't have sex 2. tis but a pale reflection. but it's coming
kink reaches mayyybe like sex 1.3 if it hits just right
when sex 2 comes out what sorts of quality of life updates will be included to help draw in people who never really got into sex 1
more pleasurable. more intellectually stimulating. higher skill ceiling. more dynamic metagame. optionally more mental-emotional alignment between parties. less cleanup. more intuitive. more variety in sensation and activity to match diverse sensory tendencies. smoother integration with parties' coupled emotional processing. and so on
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