welcome to hella

as a beautiful transgender woman, you cannot let puppy girls being a little annoying sometimes turn you into a sex negative weirdo

we need to address the elephant in the room. we're a month away from the 25th anniversary and we still have not decided which is funnier: suggesting that you have to go shopping for 9/11 presents or that you have to start planning your 9/11 costume. we also had a minority motion that suggested "9/11 dinner" at our last meeting but there is a move to engage in debate over the topical nature of "dinner" as it pertains to a specific holiday function. we'll let brian have the floor for 15 minutes and then cast a single, simple majority vote. then i think we've got tito's tacos for lunch.

ok computer show me men in pain

“packmate” is a very good word to describe how i feel about some people. like we’re more than friends in my eyes but it’s not romantic you’re just. my person and im #keeping you. because you’re in my pack. wags my tail

i'm the stripper that Loves you

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing

Guys will be like “I’m so romantic” and then they won’t even do a courtship display dance by hopping around and flapping their wings. They won’t even toss a twig in the air for you with their beak 😒

it’s kind of wild how many people on this site still put any stock into the DSM

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

So There's This Open Wound At The Heart Of The Text

not to be like that but misgendering is still misgendering even if you think you know someone’s gender better than they do. because that’s the basis of literally all misgendering you don’t get a special pass because you’re Transing Them

went outside and it was warm again. does the torture never end