in play, run(s)

people think that people who hate sports would hate sports but actually no one hates sports more than people who love sports

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

i think something fundamentally forgotten about athletes is that it's Their Literal Job. me personally, i would not turn down an offer from another company that has a 10k or 15k raise if my current company says they can not/will not pay me that. no matter how much my supervisor or my team likes me, i simply am not turning down that much of a raise and i wouldn't expect an athlete to...

bri ellis has got to be one of the most entertaining professional athletes on social media

through the power of baseball nothing is possible

my knight keeps saying fuck it we ball before charging into battles and it's reallynot inspiring confidence in my heart

my knight says he fights for honor but he also cheats at cards constantly

hockey mutuals, what would your number be if you played professionally?

and why

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

I am ready to support the beautiful nation of Mexico and its lovely people in their great battle with the uncivilized hordes of England. The world stands with you🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

transition timeline

winding up for a thunderous soviet slap on th ass

Rudolph is one of the only examples of visible bioluminescence in mammals. One of the only other ones is that time we made our weakest cousin swallow a keychain flashlight. Weakest cousin is determined annually by a series of trials