don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

you seem pretty bothered for a girl so nonchalant

the big three: big brown eyes, an indescribable amount of horniness and a generalised anxiety disorder

its everything is ok thursday today everything is ok

Instead of phone in bed I should have woman who loves me dearly holding me in bed

hey good luck today with whatever u got going on. u got this. and i hope something really nice happens to u today. u deserve it. 

Me: wow… i really have been so unplugged today… [sees that I posted every hour on the hour] well. Okay

it is of course easier to performatively ban children from social media than to do things like "actually challenge and regulate the abusive tactics tech companies use to extract people's data and money via social media" but if we did the second thing we wouldn't have any excuse to force people to use digital ID :(

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