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“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

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okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?

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okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.

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beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.

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almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?

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last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?

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why are you still crying

castieldelamancha

ed: ... so yeah that's why i got these spiders tattooed on my hands, heh kinda silly

stede: so you have arachnophobia, my darling

pete: woah hey captain it's fine to be scared of them but why don't you want them to marry each other that's messed up

real-language-facts

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

buried-in-stardust

Making wontons

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catilinas

tidying my desk and found what was one of my favourite visual gags from when i was like 17

it’s my heartfelt apology :/

microsff

The swordmaster nodded.

"I see. Well, I'm not one to back down from a challenge. And what type of sword are you most interested in learning to use?"

"One of those long ones with the elaborate guard."

"A rapier? In human size, or your size?"

"Does it matter?" said the dragon.

"A bit, yes."

kelseyfun

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

mewvore

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

shrubfriend

I love you Martha Wells. I love you and your beef with privatized transit and whatever happened to you at Rainforest Cafe.

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one-paper-bag

reblog if you’re asexual, support asexual people or really really want a crossbow for literally no reason.

emeraldspiral

tinyyellowflowers-blog

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

tinyyellowflowers-blog

I absolutely failed at doing this:

hope-for-the-planet

Engineering teams around the world have been attempting to develop new methods of seawater desalination.

Scientists in China have developed a more efficient form of solar desalination that uses 47.4% less energy than alternatives. After the first year of testing, the scientists believe that at scale it would be able to desalinate water more cheaply than producing bottled water.

The goal is now to scale the technology for use in coastal areas and islands experiencing water insecurity.

unidentifiedspoon

reread going slow as molasses because chap 4 of artificial condition is actually a slapstick comedy featuring two MIs in a trenchcoat and i am helpless to resist

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