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People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

What

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?

Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor

My reading comprehension isn't that bad

They did used to soak wool in aged piss. Just a fun little wool history fact for you.

dont they still do? right @systlin? people still use piss for wool processing?

It's "Seeing from his violent demeanour that he was English" day!

Until he got into the pool, I honestly thought this was just a set of wrestling gifs of somebody’s entrance.

I was like, Who’s this Paul Rudd looking mf? And then it was Paul Rudd

Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.

Lincoln Lincoln

if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people but maybe i'm built differently

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style