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tedisfishing

the ipad brothers. they're rotting.

#goobers #project hail mary

jessaerys

they don't warn you how much you're going to love rock lee. no one tells you

I thought I was home alone so I started loudly working on my Jennifer Coolidge impression as I wandered around the house...I was NOT home alone and my roommate was in the office howling with laughter so I guess I'm getting pretty good.

#specifically Minecraft movie Jennifer Coolidge #saying “oh my god your head is HUGE” to my cat for enrichment #me when i hit people with my Jeep Grand Cherokee

avalon-the-eridian

Shout out to Ryland Grace, the first person to kill an alien, the first person to befriend an alien and the first person to breed aliens. No one is doing it like him.

#project hail mary

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ceaselessims

KIM KITSURAGI — "I do not like women, Harry."

RHETORIC [Easy: Failure] — Kim Kitsuragi is a misogynist.

#disco elysium

wildminti

Grace, your friend is an apex predator.

#so in character i can basically hear it #project hail mary

goldensonata

Murderbot's Pterrible Pterosaur Ptorment

nobody tells you this but youre genuinely just allowed to draw yourself as a giant creature doing some jurassic park type shit to your favorite characters. im revolutionizing the self-insert game

#i didnt know i needed to see this but i do thank you #the murderbot diaries

edgebug

go my conventionally attractive pentapod!!!! he's all done!!! I love him!!!!

process photos under readmore :)

#omg i love him #project hail mary

gleafer

Jimothy’s origin story!

#Backrooms #jimothy

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nyenye0701

woke up after 16 hours to dress up a rock instead of doing literally anything else

#rocky look beautiful #statement #project hail mary

hollow-head

my coworker, today: being an adult kinda sucks me, who has recently bought a chainsaw: but you can buy a chainsaw

space-mouse

i'm rereading the murderbot diaries and murderbot's utter conviction that it and gurathin are bitter enemies is still so funny. buddy. gurathin got over this months ago. he's just a quiet guy.

theaicollective

one-sided antagonism is so delicious. murderbot diaries i also very much enjoy how surreal it must be for gurathin / to know that the heavily armed rogue secunit holds a grudge against him / and also know that all it will ever choose to do about this is make frowny faces and flip him the bird. / (tags via space-mouse)

asimovsideburns

Gurathin, like three books from now: hey we’re friends right

Murderbot: no. we fucking hate each other.

Gurathin: awesome check this out it’s gonna make you so fucking mad

derinthescarletpescatarian

MB: I don’t like you

Gurathin, knowing MB calls its best friend “asshole research transport”: Uh-huh.

rhysintherain

Murderbot: I don't like Gurathin, and he doesn't like me

Gurathin, not even looking up from the article he's reading: careful buddy, if you piss me off I might look at you really hard

Murderbot: I have guns in my arms!

Gurathin: yeah, but if you shoot me who are you gonna call when you need help solving a murder or getting out of an awkward social gathering?

#their dynamic is insane #the murderbot diaries

frankguileless

#protect him joe

polyhexian

PING PING PING PING PING

#the murderbot diaries #ART on it's way to annoy it's favorite person

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