Random Batfam incorrect quotes
Bruce, slow blinking at a 12 year old Tim drake:
Alfred: have… you considered a dna test master Bruce?
Bruce: ran five different dna tests. Not mine.
Tim, has eye bags big enough to carry his and Bruce’s emotional baggage, just fell asleep standing, has threatened the gcpd twice this week, it’s Monday: ?
Alfred: maybe run another test.
Tim: if you had a gun with two bullets who would you shoot?
Jason: is it bad I find that hot?
Tim: I’m not self destructive
Jason: yeah if you have to specify that you’re not there may be an issue
Tim: there may be a issue with you’re fucking face but I don’t talk about that
Duke: hey do you know where Tim is?
Jason: ?? What does that mean
Duke: idk man, where is he
Jason, signing: let me check
Jason, watching a crime ally kid approach the Batmobile:
Jason, picking them up by the collar: nope. No you don’t want that
Jason: I’m stealing your son
Duke, being dragged by his hood: Bruce help-
Bruce: have fun, don’t die
Damian, about to do some shit:
Damian: it’s fine we’ve got a medic on standby
Jon: your the medic aren’t you?
Damian: you learn quickly
(Early into dizzy, before duke told anyone)
Tim: oh by the way your girlfriend called me
Duke, been trying to hide it from the family for weeks: Izzy’s not my girlfriend
Tim: I didn’t mention Izzy l
Tim: anyways, call her back she thought you were dying
Duke, accidentally flung his phone into Gotham Harbor: … can I borrow your phone then
Tim, chucking his phone at him: no
Bruce: would you slap your brother for $1000?
Jason, rolling his sleeves up: HEY NARROWS WANNA MAKE $500
Duke, from the other room: FUCK YEAH
Bruce: can one of you freaks explain why there’s a hole in my wall
Bruce: wdym which one Stephanie. The one the same size as the giant penny.
Steph, turning to Jason: MOTHER FUCKER I THOUGHT YOU MEANT YOU PUNCHED A HOLE IN THE WALL HOW TF