CrypticArchivist

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

“There’s no platonic explanation for this” some of y’all need to make friends in the first place before you start saying what is or isn’t normal friend behavior. People on the internet don’t count.

Thank you for posting without the fucking destiel meme

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

Bocchi the Rock! fangame that opens with Kikuri Hiroi waking up alone and apocalyptically hung over in a trashed hotel suite with no memory of the preceding 72 hours. There are at least three separate ways to game over without ever leaving the starting room, one of which involves trying to retrieve your bra from the ceiling fan, flubbing the skill check, and dying instantly.

This is the opposite of the girl struggling on that chicken nugget

this keeps being reblogged by people and i don’t know. why

I know this makes me a Bad Socialist, but I can’t help but find it hilarious when two rawr-kill-the-bourgeoisie types get to talking and slowly come to realise that they’re setting the bar in very different places with respect to the definition of “bourgeois”. Like, one of them is talking about the direct exploitation of the working class, while the other means “anyone who lives in a house”.

They start with the anime titty, but they never stop there. Censorship is a ship that tosses a few overboard but never tells you the plan is to drown everyone on it.

Censorship is a ship that tosses a few overboard but never tells you the plan is to drown everyone on it.

1978 chevrolet malibu station wagon

2 fish sometimes 3

Schrodinger’s Cat

invitation only

The guy at the FourSquare reluctantly wearing jandals in July

Gauzy curtains billowing in palazzo windows as shoes click along a marble floor

Old paper with scratched calligraphy by lamplight at one AM.

drives me nuts when ppl act like its somehow feminist to be a huge asshole to people because 'men are allowed to behave that way,' or whatever. ok. well i dont think men should be treating people like that either. and if they talk to me like you are talking to me, i will judge and avoid them as well.

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius