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if we’re mutuals feel free to use me as a powerful summon during a tough battle 

i'm not like other girls. i'm an evil wizard

and yet you don’t have the url… i’d cast a fireball at ya if you were worth the spell slot

if i needed a themed blog and url to signal to people that i'm an evil wizard i would've quit out of shame already

seeing old people’s facebooks get hacked is so sad. just some old woman posting a girl in a bikini with the caption “Want your sexy body .” and all of her relatives/coworkers are just like “Who is this. Debby why are you sending me this picture”

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

i hate that opening other peoples mail is illegal. I wanna see

The fact she went right back and tweeted it

it’s yes/no. i don’t read fan fictions.