Why Is Everybody Always Picking On Me?

"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" You are weak as Fuck boy

“i shave for sensory reasons” is borderline a thought terminating cliche to me at this point. omg i’m bored let’s all examine our preferences and where they come from haha

i kind of hate those whole “i hate my stupid boyfriend” posts bc like no you dont. if you hated him you would pour boiling water on him while he’s asleep. but you won’t. because you love lying to yourself and others

more or less i’ve come to believe that if a man is single it’s because he’s an uncivilized pervert with a criminal record but if a woman is single it’s because she’s a free-spirited bohemian who needs to focus on her novel

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

It's crazy that scientists empirically proved that ipad babies don't form souls and that when they pass from this world their mortal form will crumble to dust