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so many unread books on my shelf. unsure which to start first so ill just read nothing

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"Pro-Ship Cafe" Opens In NYC

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#being gay seeing this:#I had never considered kakasaku in my life.#fun video tho ❤️ built for Tumblr but can be enjoyed by all

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I was worried when he didn't rush out to greet me immediately but it was just because he was cozy.

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my that

#ham hams unite one of the games of all time and that's for serious #it's a very good game

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float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

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If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

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Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

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Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

#literally just a long island with sprite instead of coke #same exact recipe with two 1:1 alterations #it's no stronger or weaker than a (properly made) long island I just want non-drinkers to understand

digitalmyyth

What is forcefem question

ATL PRIDE GOT CAIN CULTO FUCK YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

throathole

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

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I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.

throathole

This is fucking killing me

Golp: a roundel purpure.

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

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Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:

Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!

Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡

Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️

Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴

Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢

Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵

Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣

Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

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I thot it was funny when they put the king in burger cave but now they have him in football 🏈 cave and thought okay now it's just stupid

rhymewithrachel

Happy pride month to the bisexuals

hoshizoralone

tasty

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sometimes i forget how insane everyone is now

#good lord

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2010s cartoon character: "I would like a turkey sandwich please"

Facetious angelic choir or melodramatic rockstar howl while the words 'turkey sandwich' appear onscreen as though this all constitutes a joke in itself: "TURKEY SANDWIIICH"

bogleech

It actually IS really funny in this spongebob classic, because the same reverent chorus earnestly reflects the innocent wonderment of spongebob and patrick, but with no shift in tone, effectively tells Eugene Krabs he can go fuck himself

#two gold dabloons 🐾

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a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

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How about you mind your own damn business

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