Nastina's Funhouse

What if everything gets better in 2016

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

i have tested positive for tzatziki

Update he is in fact bi. Happy pride everybody

Update he and his 40 year old "roommate" like to bump coochies and didn't rule out the possibility of a third. Happy pride everybody

Update he just offered to give me my first bottoming experience happy pride everybody

Update me and him made out in the meat cooler on the clock happy pride everybody

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

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