SNIP SNAP, GET BACK

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

The threat to the woodland environment being me of course

Marnie asks you if you want to adopt the pet, and you can say no?

thats not true

Didn't bother reading this. If it was important I'd already know it.

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

The threat to the woodland environment being me of course

Marnie asks you if you want to adopt the pet, and you can say no?

thats not true

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

never recovered from this

im just thinkingg

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all