doctor bitchcraft

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

i went at not writing island and saw all of you there

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

do you guys remember “kick his ass baby i got yo flower”

this is like asking a medieval christian monk if he remembers the ten commandments like if not what have I been wasting my years learning

Honestly I miss the energy Tumblr had when the first Pacfic Rim movie came out. Everybody was talking about who they were drift compatible with and that was like a huge compliment. Ppl were drawing Kaijus, and Jaegers, naming ‘em. It was a better time

The image won’t load but god I hope it’s Robopope, The Robot Pope.

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

We will meet here again on that day. This is my sacred promise to you.

some fandom disagreements are like "I see your point but I think this other aspect of the narrative is more significant," and some are like "I don't think you can read."

anyway why is archery so fucking sexy

your daughter is a pleasure to have on the dashboard

Reblog if prev is a pleasure to have on the dashbord

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me