bisrnuth soup

do they call it a paper plate cause you pay per plate

Heed my warning traveller: never tell ur bf about your hornyposting tumblr account, lest they start saying "prank" instead of "kiss" to remind you of how cringe you are

I desperately want to look like you holy shit

Thank uuuuuu

is this my future

@bisexual-engineer-girl reminder

oh fuck it is my future oh god I've got like a month until it's my present

what's happening in a month?

awawawawawawawawawawawa YOU LOOK SO GOOD WAW

It’s been a hard day bro can you pet me

@bismuth-soup uhhhh idk who else but like whtas the best FOSS drawing software compatible with wacom tablets that works on windows

Uhm I draw on my ipad so I don't know... I think Krita is free buut I'm not sure if it's open source

ummm was OP on strawberries when they posted this? lol

Slurping water from a bowl because all the cups are dirty and I forgot to do the dishes but don't wanna do it now

Eating cereal out of a dish because all the bowls are dirty and the dishwasher isnt quite full enough

Eating soup with a fork and knife off the ground #floorsoup

nooooooooo don't eat me...