RATS WITH A CHALK DEALER

i just tried cutting a carrot with a carrot -_-

wheres the blunt

Cocoa powder loooves spilling on the counter when I'm trying to be so careful

cocoa powder and powdered sugar are beautiful sisters whos prefered habitats are in order: the air , the countertop you just cleaned, and y our lungs ☝️

the thing about using Bce/Ce isn't that im pretending the calendar isn't based in Christianity, its that i dont want to literally participate in christianity every time i talk about the year. ill use the common calendar for the sake of convenience but im not saying ad because it isnt the year of my lord.

My marriage license came with AD pre-printed on it, and when my rabbi signed to officiate she crossed it out and relabeled it CE and I think that is so iconic of her

It will get colder eventually dont even wooorry about a silly heat wave lol It will get so, so, so terribly cold And the blanket of snow will fall heavy until every thing is made still

let’s party

Lets seriously just let our hair down and have some fun

i want to let loose and act like tonight is forever

boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i ID bugs on company time

Reverse Piano Man

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

everyone reblog with how old they were in 2008 :)

EMBRACE PROFOUND PLATONIC DEVOTION

i dog and i dog on grrm but every time i go on that damn subreddit i get so defensive of that old man. oh you think it's so easy? you think it's all fun and games to write a thousand page book in a multipov multicontinental densely structured narrative setting with all the world's eyes on you? go ahead u/chudmeister0621 pick the pen we're all waiting

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.