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Kaledo Art
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if i look back, i am lost
occasionally subtle
taylor price
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@thorthedorkworld
updated: for those wanting to help venezuelans, these are the best general ways to go about it
cruz roja (red cross venezuela)
doctors without borders
save the children (general campaign)
world central kitchen
+ the AFSC call to action (US)
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Charlie Bucket was a final girl
So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.
So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.
She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.
He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...
"Oh you have a dick?"
"... yeah."
He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says
"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"
And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.
My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"
I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.
"Man its too bad that im straight since I've got like no gag reflex and all."
"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."
"My god... everything's coming up Jason."
Pure of heart dumb of ass hetero of sexual
The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card
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There is a quality of books (or movies or shows) that I can best describe as βstickiness,β which is separate from being good or even enjoyable: a sticky book is one I just keep thinking about. Sometimes itβs because a book is very good (e.g. The Locked Tomb), and sometimes itβs because a book is very bad (e.g. ACOTAR), but there are also very good and very bad books that are slippery, such that when Iβm done reading them they slip from my thoughts like water from a hydrophobic surface.
The Sheep Detectives (2026) dir. Kyle Balda
You can teleport! How does it look?
Puff of smoke
Leaving someone's sight and suddenly you are gone
Fading out of existence
PowerPoint animation
Transforming into a flock of crows
Portal
A trapdoor that isn't there when someone checks
Exploding into confetti
Popping out of existence with no fanfare
Shooting yourself out of a cannon
The Secret Option (tell me)
i don't even want to teleport
some of them want to amuse you πΊ. some of them want to be amused πΈ
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with the resurgence in popularity of calvin & hobbes, Iβm so surprised no one has included this
Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.
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The goblin shark had only previously been seen when caught by fishermen and they died shortly afterward.
So this is what a Goblin Shark actually looks likeβ¦
I love it
I really hope attenborough just keeps going, I hope he hits 200 but everyone is too nervous to like bring it up or study him or whatever cuz it's david attenborough
