imagine a goat with a hat
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what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
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imagine a goat with a hat
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what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

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i love to headcanon steve as this aggressively progressive dude but like, he begged to be part of the us army,,,,,, we can’t just Forget That
He joined to literally fight Nazis the fuck you on about?
Minecraft lore is deeper than i remember
he was also like 20 and the Internet didn’t exist so besides the fact that fighting the Nazis was one of the few good things the military has ever done, just mayhaps Steve wasn’t fully briefed on the sins of US militarism and imperialism
I love that y’all think tha white people in the army in WWII joined to fight the evils of the Nazi party and not because of nationalism. The US sent minorities back to Germany to be gassed and only got involved after Germany threatened us.
captain america was created by joe simon and jack kirby, two jewish second generation immigrants. you can argue about what the character has come to represent culturally today but it’s absolutely insensitive to erase what the character was supposed to represent for the creators at the time.
hell this is the image on jack kirby’s wikipedia page next to the “entry into comics” section
it was absolutely a political statement, and one that positioned america against fascism, against antisemitism, which is more than we can say for some modern media or even the orange stain running our country
I would also like to add, he was introduced, like this, while the USA was not in the war, and was selling weapons to Germany -among other things. It was a very dangerous, very unpopular statement to make at the time. People love to do the ‘punch Hitler’ thing now, but when Captain America was first released with this cover, this was an extremely controversial statement.
Captain America was created in direct response to how the USA was reacting to the war at the time as a direct call to action against injustice specifically. Created by two Jewish men who were very much affected by all of this. They specifically designed him to look like he did because that was the ““Aryan Ideal”“ as part of that statement. That is why they made him blond, blue-eyed, white, tall, and muscular. They also called him ‘Captain America’ to implicitly tie the United States to this statement. This was a metaphor of ‘The USA has to stop letting others be hurt, it’s time to step up and do something’.
It’s not only insensitive to erase that, it’s Antisemitic to call a Jewish-made character that was a political statement against antisemitism in the 1940′s by people who were fed up with watching their loved ones die while people said they ‘shouldn’t get involved’ in a massive, global genocide attempt a ‘symbol of military industrial complex imperialism and nationalism’ when he was made as a symbol of resistance and a call to fight fascism and antisemitism.
Has anyone mentioned yet that American fascists were so pissed about Captain America that some American Nazis showed up at the Marvel offices to “show what Real Americans would do to Captain America”. Jack Kirby literally rolled up his sleeves and would have beaten the shit out of them if they hadn’t run off by the time he got to the lobby.
Like, fuck you if you refuse to accept that JEWISH AMERICANS created a character that is intended to protect Jews and other marginalized groups.
This.
Steve Rogers is basically a golem y’all! He is not a white nationalist!
The WNs see that American flag and assume that the guy wearing it would agree with their BS but Steve has literally said that America and the flag means nothing when it isn’t backed up by ideals and commitment of freedom for all men.
Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year
Yesterday my nemesis (woman I’ve never met and whose face I’ve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails I’ve ever read in my life.
And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.
This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.
I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.
After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.
It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.

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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️
Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.
Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.
Sam Neill has sadly passed away at the age of 78.
I love animation history and one of the things that always baffled me was how did animators draw the cars in 101 Dalmatians before the advent of computer graphics?
Any rigid solid object is extremely challenging for 2D artists to animate because if one stray line isn’t kept perfectly in check, the object will seem to wobble and shift unnaturally.
Even as early as the mid 80’s Disney was using a technique where they would animate a 3D object and then apply a 2D filter to it. This practice could be applied to any solid object a character interacts with: from lanterns a character is holding, to a book (like in Atlantis), or in the most extreme cases Cybernetic parts (like in Treasure Planet).
But 101 Dalmatians was made WAY before the advent of this technology. So how did they do the Cruella car chase sequence at the end of the film?
The answer is so simple I don’t know why it didn’t occur to me sooner:
They just BUILT the models and painted them white with black outlines 🤣
That was the trick. They’re not actually 2D animated, they’re stop motion. They were physical models painted white and filmed on a white background. The black outlines become the lineart lines and they just xeroxed the frame onto an animation cel and painted it like any other 2D animated frame.
That’s how they did it! Isn’t that amazing? It’s such a simple low tech solution but it looks so cool in the final product.
Jonathan Harker and Count Dracula have very realistic employee-customer interactions; every response from Jonathan is like this

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we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are
"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for
ongoing re:dracula thoughts
i am so very amused by how long and how adamantly dr van helsing keeps up his secrecy around Lucy's vampirism. like, as a 21st century reader (who is already quite familiar with the vampire tropes which dracula helped popularize), it was immediately clear to me that Lucy got vamp'd. i also suspect that anyone at the time would have been able to put two and two together, even with none of the same prior context. because of this, its just really amusing that every other thing van helsing says is something like "i'll explain later ..." or "which could mean nothing ..." like dude we all know. we all know what your silly little secret is lmao
i appreciate how several of the things that "go wrong" and prevent the gang from saving Lucy are on paper the fault of foolish ignorant women whose actions unknowingly doom Lucy, but are actually at their root the fault of ... fffucking Dracula for targeting her in the first place. and that the narrative supports this by not blaming the women and having all the male characters insta-forgive them, never losing sight of who their real common enemy is. like, oh the women feel all guilty like it's their faults, but no, it's the fucking fault of the creepy guy who stalked and raped her. like, let's all be mad at him actually
as others have long pointed out, the text's unawareness of blood types is really funny in hindsight. yeah let's just combine this shit willy nilly, five peoples' blood all mixed together, that'll fix her
i also love how so much of this chunk of the book consists of sharing each others' notes. like "yeah, i wrote a whole diary about exactly the thing we're all dealing with. wanna read it?" it's honestly sort of refreshing to be able to just say "and then they were all on exactly the same page" instead of fucking around with contrived ignorance for far too long
this also makes the story so much more about the act of record keeping, not just the events themselves. and because the text consists entirely of in-universe documents, everything we've read is also available to the characters in the story, which sort of allows the book to loop back on itself in a way i appreciate
finally, i love how quincey is just ... there. no reservations, not much personally at stake, he just wants to know how he can best help his friends. what a team player
CINDERELLA (1950)
dir. wilfred jackson, hamilton luske and clyde geronimi
how do you feel about the phm headcanon that adrian is much bigger than rocky and also theyre bad as hell. Bad bitch rocky pulled by being autistic
YES i love it when adrian is way bigger than rocky uh here's my take on rocky and adrian
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Posting this for my soul cat Kenzie (she passed a few years ago but I still think of her every single day) and for everyone else who has lost someone they love. ❤️
Things that don't exist in Scooby-Doo:
Ghosts
Things that exist in Scooby-Doo:
Jetpacks
Aliens
Instant Hypnosis
Machines that put you in the computer
Realistic hologram technology
Were-Cats
Meteors made of Gold
Self-Aware AI
Underground Egypt Cult
Cthulhu
Soul-Sucking Triangles
Transylvania, PA
Moon Resort
Magical Space Guardians
Transgender Potion
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Warlocks
Ghosts