Pooslie

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

well damn . egg on my face

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

What a ride!

Congrats on the certification (and transition) @averagejoey2000 ! May you transport many heavy objects with your forklift.

there’s very few things that drive me up the wall in fandom as much as this weird new assumption that fandom is primarily a space for younger people that older folks are only accepted into in a trial basis if they promise to centralize and accommodate younger fans, and further, anything else is creepy and predatory. IT’S OKAY FOR ADULTS TO PRODUCE CONTENT FOR OTHER ADULTS.

if I have to read “women in their 30s” used as an insult one more time I swear I’ll - step away from that user and just hang out with the other grownups who consistently create good content because I’m also an adult and too busy comparing car insurance to fight with teenagers on the internet, but goddAMMIT I’ll be annoyed

I’ve been in this hole since yall lil shits were three apples tall and I’ll die in this hole too

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

most people watch the x files because they either want to see aliens or watch mulder and scully kiss. coincidentally the x files is a show that is well known for avoiding showing us aliens at all costs and also not letting mulder and scully kiss.

yes this is the show about aliens with the two fbi agents who are definitely in a situationship. no we're not going to show you aliens no we're not going to show you whatever the fuck is going on with mulder and scully. that's none of your business actually.

x files statistically more likely to show you aliens than to show you mulder and scully kissing. really its a testament to the importance of work/life balance when you really think about it. oh, you wanna know why mulder has the key to scully's apartment? you wanna know why scully's sleeping over at mulder's house? frankly none of your business. lets talk about those little alien costumes. are nt the little alien costumes soo sillay.