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most people watch the x files because they either want to see aliens or watch mulder and scully kiss. coincidentally the x files is a show that is well known for avoiding showing us aliens at all costs and also not letting mulder and scully kiss.

yes this is the show about aliens with the two fbi agents who are definitely in a situationship. no we're not going to show you aliens no we're not going to show you whatever the fuck is going on with mulder and scully. that's none of your business actually.

x files statistically more likely to show you aliens than to show you mulder and scully kissing. really its a testament to the importance of work/life balance when you really think about it. oh, you wanna know why mulder has the key to scully's apartment? you wanna know why scully's sleeping over at mulder's house? frankly none of your business. lets talk about those little alien costumes. are nt the little alien costumes soo sillay.

Just accidentally typed "sharkspeare", and I'm not sure what this is but I think I'm on to something.

This made me smile. Maybe you need a smile today too.

Dude, fortify is bangin’. That makes things like you’re some kind of RPG character. Fortify is way better than “man up.”

Happy 10th anniversary to Fortify

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank