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The ocean molded this clump of bricks into a rock shape

In this photo, NASA's James Webb Space Telescope is blasting off to space on an Ariane 5 rocket from French Guiana. On Aug. 30, NASA’s Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope will launch from our Kennedy Space Center in Florida on a SpaceX Falcon Heavy rocket.

Calling all digital creators! Ever wanted to see a rocket launch up close? Here’s your chance! Social storytellers are invited to apply to attend the NASA social for the launch of our Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope. This flagship mission will explore the universe's dark side, discover troves of strange new worlds, and much more.

Participants will:

Tour NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida

Learn directly from astrophysics subject matter experts

Meet fellow digital creators and social media users

Spend time with members of NASA’s social media team

View the launch of the Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope

Interested? The clock’s ticking! Applications close June 28 at 11:59 p.m. ET. Learn more about how to apply.

His assigned partner is a trans woman named Esther Gentablets. He doesn’t understand but once the concept of transness is explained to him he says “you’re telling me they’re making more birds every day 🤩 YEAH babey!!!.” Dr. Evil calls him Austin Pronouns and that he’s “too woke” and Austin says that what he thought he knew about being a man was a social construct, that the roles designed for men and women are too narrow, that really, we’re all groovy

Dr. Evil’s plan is designing an evil worm to be transplanted into the brain of the US Secretary of Health. They tell him this already happened and he suggests they replace the internet with a lying machine. Already happened. “Well throw me a freakin bone here, what’s the most evil thing we can think of? What do I pay you people for? I know! We remove endangered species protections for baby wolves 🤙🤨” and his crew is 😬

The opening is Austin dancing through a pride parade. He disappears into a crowd for a moment and emerges in a leather harness and cat ears and keeps dancing

He has to stay hidden in one scene by entering a drag king Austin Powers lookalike contest. He loses