#1 Filthy Rich Defender

please reblog this until i find my true love. i am so alone

oh hell yeah even better

Reblogging for poly people, mono people, and people who need their keys

Thank you for reminding me of my privilege, by helping me remember that as an allo person I never lost my keys.

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

what now?

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

you only love me for my brainwashing spores that make everyone love me. hmph

i mean if you really think about it “big scary evil dragoness” is really more of a title. shes probably actually really nice

“knowing how to write effective AI prompts will be a valuable skill in the future” and what if I skip all that and write the email myself in under 30 seconds drawing from my very own biological database of language and rhetoric (my brain)?

it's so insane when you encounter another full grown adult who does the "actually swear words are juvenile/annoying/indicative of low intelligence" thing unironically. how are you in your 30s and still a hall monitor

I love happy endings qwq

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.