#1 Filthy Rich Defender

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

looks around nervously...

Reblogging this on ALL my blogs because holy shit is it useful

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared

Microsoft windows is always like oh yeah, we closed all your programs and restarted your computer while you were asleep. but don't fret ☝️we installed some spyware as a gift 😃

Hey op kinda buried the lead. This isn't just some illustration. ITS THE ABSTRACT.

one musruum..

like imagine seeing some longfuck post written entirely in passive aggressive second person that starts with “yeah but are you normal about ugly people” and goes on to describe your exact appearance in unsettling detail

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly

It's literally crazy luck that I've only ever come across nails ever since I got my hands on my awesome hammer