Pre-nut Delirium

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

its loveslop. you only like me because youve formed an emotional bond over time.

theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.

you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is