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you may think it’s no big deal but every sweet interaction is actually the most important thing in the world. sooo. take that

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

He wants to fuck her so bad it makes him look stupid

That's his fiancee.

absolutely incorrect. they are BOTH clearly and without a moment's hesitation car femmes.

a summer drink will save you & a summer fruit will save you & a glass of water will kiss you silly

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

new religion: have a good time