(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

watched the stalks of a lavender bush by the bus stop dip and sway from the sheer amount of fat little bumblebees on it and you know what. some things in this world are good

imagine stripping me of everything and i am still more than you

Is this fandom annoying poll give me your hand and listen to me. every fandom is annoying and being a fan of anything is evil

me when i am on my mutuals' blogs 👀👀👀 #LetsTakeALook👀 #Observing👀

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

There was really no winning that one

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy