no feeling is final

[Plain text: "This is a post about goats!!" is in red font and caps. End PT]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

It’s the same in Irish! bóín Dé!

in hebrew it’s “our rabbi moses’s cow”

Oh I love this news!!!!

Multiple cultures upon seeing a ladybug for the first time: “Who’s cow is this????”

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

opening Tumblr is like a cigarette break

Everything is embarrassing if you live your life through the eyes of others btw