poison and wine

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded

it felt like it was january for three months and now ten days of february have passed in what felt like about five hours. feels weird

oh cool a post i made about time passing weirdly in february 2020. im sure the rest of that year felt normal though

Julien and Teor need to continue to be in the same party just for the comedy potential of someone is minding their own business when suddenly two veterans of the Falconer's Rebellion leap 30 feet at them

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"