poison and wine

Julien and Teor need to continue to be in the same party just for the comedy potential of someone is minding their own business when suddenly two veterans of the Falconer's Rebellion leap 30 feet at them

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

There's always something so painful about watching a pretty good actor fighting for their life to give a decent performance of an absolutely dogshit script. Putting their whole heart soul and pussy into delivering the stupidest lines you've heard in your life. My god. We have to get them out of there