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Ben Shapiro

Don’t be ridiculous, Ben Shapiro wouldn’t show concern for another person.

where would we be withour kermit

Be honest though, the temptation to remove her other arm would always be there in the back of your mind. Symmetry has an undeniable appeal.

are you a murderer?

give him a theme song

BODE

I thought the age of obscure aesthetic photos was over but here I am in 2017 faced with this

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

worlds tallest vampire

count everest

mount dracula

Wouldn’t mind if i do

$2.48

You have never seen your own penis

No thats gay

God u know when ur sleepy drunk or high and ur trying to plug the charger into your phone but you keep missing the phones pussy like stay PUT

the phone’s WHAT?

Umm….

this post, plus that satire one about the increasingly ridiculous callout culture that slowly became more and more accurate

the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls

turns out we had the 2020 vision after all

“the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls” is actually a really fucking metal quote and i will be using it in the future

@handoverthehands it’s from Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel. Referenced as well in Spirit of the Radio by Rush and again in Disturbed’s cover of the original.

what happened on this post

EVERYTHING

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

maybe this is just the ‘growing up relatively poor’ speaking but like why do some people like NEED disneyland to be open to simulate an area where they can enjoy themselves. just grab a popsicle from the gas station and go hop around on some abandoned piles of concrete behind the softball pitch smh