giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.

period i am against that for sure

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

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tumblr user voice: ugh i can't believe i have to say this again but dogs dni!!!