anon: i was just shot in my own home ????!!what should i do? you’re so funny btw i love you

when I was younger I didn’t think white people knew what cornbread was so when ever what I ate for dinner the night before came up I would be like “string beans….chicken…cornbr-….you know that yellow bread that you bake its soft…but has cornmeal….have you ever heard of cornbread?”

*me holding up a sign on the highway* WILLING 2 HAVE SEX WITH MULTIPLE WOMEN AT ONCE 2 PROVE HOMOSEXUALITY 4 FREE CHICKEN BURGER AND WAFFLE FRIES

im listening to a tech house downtempo AI drone horror psybient interstellar house mix while making a grilled chicken salad, what about you? :-) 

When you’re an adult the holidays are so draining, Now I see why the grinch was some sort of transcendentalist that lived away from society with his dog

yo im 4 year old rapper. my names napkin. and i just got sign, to pickles records

no one looks more put together than a bitch wearing like 5 necklaces or a bitch wearing maybe 7+ rings

I’m really hot still IG @loveahshalilly

*spends yet another day being honest and loyal*

i h8 being suspicious about things but damn that gut feeling really is always right

I just been shutting the fuck up and chilling , you?

thinking about getting kissed on the neck instead of paying attention while walking across the street is gonna be the way I die

you’re a girl and yes I called u cute I meant it full homo I don’t half ass anything