i just don't think 16 minutes is going to cover it
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i just don't think 16 minutes is going to cover it

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i literally can’t stop laughing at this
Art wants to put Murderbot in a terrarium (itself) and study it under a microscope (also itself)
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leaked footage from ‘my dinner with hayden’
#myshane couldn’t give less of a fuck about queer culture he just likes dick in his ass and he loves a Man. If you asked him about Stonewall he’d think it was the name of a tech startup.
#myilya is a fag and he loves it. him and harris watch queer movies once a month with Harris’ mom and they drink margaritas with little umbrellas in them.
shane:
Ilya cannot WAIT to plaster bi colors on everything he owns. He will discover an up and coming designer and severely test the edges of the MLH dress code. Does a skirt suit count? Heels? They were invented for men, you know. And when he’s not at work, WHEW. So much neon animal print. So many exposed nipples. He wears a backless tuxedo and takes over tumblr for a week with slow motion gifs of his muscles and winks.
Shane cannot wait to be a boring married man like his dad. He longs for the lawnmower. He will, if pushed, wear a rainbow flag lapel pin, but only after his mom insists on it. He will happily carry Ilya’s phone and coat and keep a pair of slides on hand for when Ilya’s feet get tired of heels, though, because that’s what boring married men do. It’s his actual honour.
Shane puts together the PowerPoint presentation of all the elements of Ilya’s outfit that have been okayed on other players, just not, you know, all at the same time. He will defend his man’s fashion sense to the DEATH! Even if he never understands it.
WOW I AM BLOWN AWAY BY HOW AMAZING AND TALENTED I AM
it really is shocking how much self deprecation is seen as a cultural requirement for 'serious art.' 'real' artists are not allowed to exalt their work and must present it publicly as a sort of 'i dont think this is very good but maybe you will get around to it.' HECK THAT. love yourself
i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

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"If you think curiosity without rigor is bad, you should see rigor without curiosity."
xkcd: Good Science
"if you forgot then it obviously wasn't important to you" is an ableist thing to say and i'm tired of pretending it's not
I've forgotten *my own birthday* before. There are several years of my life just straight up missing. In the past I've forgotten silly little frivolous things like NAMES OF LOVED ONES or WHERE MY HOUSE IS. But obviously none of that was important. Fucking awful, ableist thing to say.
I don’t know how old I am. I have to do the math every time it comes up.
I don’t have many memories, honestly. If I wanted to write an autobiography I would have to hire a researcher and a private investigator to find out what I’ve been doing all this time.
Good. You're all fired.
Mine was a university domain I had to access at the library through shared terminals.
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

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mice are having sex in my walls :(
the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled
@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????
never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are
you fucked those mice yourself
I fucked those mice myself
Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.
Okay inflation is crazy.
We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.