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If you're in the Philippines, you could legit actually get killed for singing Frank Sinatra's "My Way" even the slightest bit wrong to a listener.

what the fuck are my mutuals doing

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

Like. Externally Aragorn is on an epic quest to save Middle Earth, internally he’s crying on the couch in his sweatpants eating a tub of the Middle-Earth equivalent of Ben and Jerry’s

Legolas: Because it’s your fucking name

It’s also like– you think Aragorn has to put up with Legolas and Gimli’s annoying romance antics? Legolas and Gimli have to deal with Aragorn spending half the quest staring wistfully into the distance and sighing dramatically about What Can Never Be™…with how often he sings the Lay of Luthien,  basically the Middle Earth equivalent of Adele’s Someone Like You….

Legolas: Maybe three is your lucky number!

Aragorn: *flashbacks to him and Arwen making out in Imladris while the elvish version of “when somebody loved me” plays in the background.

He literally did this. (and then imagined Arwen kissing him before getting woken up by his horse)

Sobbing ofnfjfkfklg

2) bears were more human shaped than dogs or cats so naturally they were both capable of both domesticity and humanlike behavior. i envisioned it like having a short lil buddy with the intelligence of a small child. a little pal i could cuddle with who would hang out with me at the beach on weekends. we would go on a road trip together. we would have tea parties together, which would be cute bc bears don't drink tea or have the dexterity to sip from a teacup, but they are smart enough to be taught to hold a (very very sturdy) cup between their paws and pretend. i was going to wear straw hats and we would sit in the garden, my little pet bear and me. these were concrete plans i had and yet i must live here in this petty thieving devastation of a reality, where tiny bears do not frolick and lick jam off my fingers.

5. take it easy, but by god, take it

Corporate Personhood: Death (a hollow, shambling mockery of a human with rights and needs)

i made this image for the express purpose of this

Assuming you’d have decent supplies for at least a few decades and living space/a proper vessel to sustain yourself, however survival still depends on you and how you handle your situation. All you have to do is survive.

Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic

I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gé (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.