Southern Gay

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

it’s always “I understand why you have an autism diagnosis now” and not “thank you for explaining the entirety of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster to me, I really enjoyed hearing about the Chernobyl nuclear disaster”

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

The time will pass anyway

I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life

Galaxies are yurinating...

don't say it like that

Official ominous sign(s)