welcome to clowntown

I have never seen twilight but this scene make me want to watch it

so how does this one hit 10 years later

Do you ever have days where your hair is just annoying and not because it looks bad just the feeling of having hair on your head is pissing you off and you wanna shave it but you don't because you do like your hair just NOT TODAY IT'S IN MY WAY AND MY HEAD FEELS CROWDED

Turns out i have autism

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

I just encountered it for the first time in probably 25 years and I thought, this must be an American version or something. Those are very american foods. Where are all the cabbages. 15 confused minutes later I'm pretty sure there's only one version

I got The Very Hungry Caterpillar (Jamie Oliver's Version)

I just encountered it for the first time in probably 25 years and I thought, this must be an American version or something. Those are very american foods. Where are all the cabbages. 15 confused minutes later I'm pretty sure there's only one version

I am so tired of short-attention-span, trim-the-fat culture. All writing advice these days is for how to write like Chuck Palahniuk. "Cut 'think', cut 'feel', cut 'wonder' - only action, only pushing forward, show and move and move and move." What if I could emulate this style, and still don't want to? What if I want to write like Henry James, with three paragraphs of introspective musings between each dialogue line? The music advice is, "make it shortform, make it Tik-Tok compatible, make it punchy, hit the refrain as soon as possible." What if I want that 10-minute prog rock piece? What if I want that symphony? What if I want it slow and luxurious and lazy? Movies. Series. Poetry. Bodies. Everything is "trimmed trimmed trimmed trimmed, stripped bare, you have three seconds to win me over, make it airport chic." I don't want to win you over, then, I guess. I want the fat left it. I want the pleasure and the indolence and the indulgence. Fuck this art-advice that's always "your art needs Ozempic."

If I clock any account posting on any platform with AI generated text - and to me it seems like 80% of it is AI now - I'm hitting block/not interested immediately. Stop wasting my time, why should I read it when no one bothered to write it 🙄

the spirit is willing but the flesh is so fucking out of it rn. actually the flesh would like to pack it up and leave. it's done with the horrors.