face god and walk backwards into hell

today i saw [artist] at [location] and it occured to me that their fandom would have a field day with this info. the fanfic would go crazy. but im keeping it to myself because i dont want anyone to have fun

saw i love boosters. it’s as funny and zany and inventive and delightful as everyone says it is. but how come nobody warned me it would make me cry

i like when you're playing ethnoguessr in your mind and the person just makes it really obvious. saw my ethnically ambiguous coworker take off his jacket revealing the cedar tree tattoo on his arm like ok say less lol

everyone go your nearest theater and watch Is God Is. right NOW

why is the local news streaming the new drake album. deeply unserious city i live in

major milestone in every new friend group is when when someone drops the "i wish we all lived on a commune together"

anyway. jetzt zocke ich fortnite und trinke cola

racial eyes racialize racial lies

the most problematic gendered double standard i hold is that i’m always charmed when women disregard my personal space. i was at orientation for my new job and this woman came up to me and started brushing a patch of dust off my jacket before even introducing herself. like ok thank you for looking out for me 🥰

for most of my adult life my mom was mega libbed up and we had years of arguments about it but the recent state of geopolitics has done a real number on her and it’s been a monkey’s paw situation for me. on one hand thank fucking god she doesn’t send me stephen colbert clips anymore, but now she won’t stop sending me iranian lego slop. did you know it was possible that an extremely online AoR-head could be your own mother? what a beautiful world we live in