Egg nog™

Heard a zoomer say “low key” irl the other week and had an anthropological moment like “ah, so it’s the equivalent to the millennial ‘literally’. Fascinating.”

Like where this person said “No but low key you can just do ____.” I would have said “No but literally” etc etc. Both of these linguistic quirks irritate my mother.

me trying to remember what newfoundlands are called earlier: big dog he's an island

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties