Egg nog™

my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

she told me she doesn't remember saying this. quote, "must have been steak-induced hysteria"

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

What if everything gets better in 2016

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

At least the army doesn’t take the money creators could have made. And is also not stealing anyone’s content. ^^

they kill people

Yeah

Stoners love a stupid expensive contraption. They’re always like “This is the Puff Blaster Fuck Bastard. It puts the weed into a bullet and shoots you in the head with it. It cost 10 million dollars.”

The lion does not concern himself with mod load orders or with mod managers. The lion is going to completely raw dog this shit on vibes alone

The lion's game has crashed nine times in a row

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.