Randomness

Accuracy at its best

all of this shit…lol

This gets better every time I see it. 

@fuboos-mess

The accuracy hurts.

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

This just gets better..

@mi-kleos

Yes.

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

Why is this so true? All of it.

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

I love this. and it’s gotten better

All of these are me. Lol

And it reached its epic conclusion

I CHOKED ON FUNDIP

HISTORY HAS BEEN ENGRAVED INTO THIS POST

Woman murders man in broad daylight

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beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

Free service with no ads that stays afloat with regular donation drives: The backbone of society

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

Or they survive on donations like AO3

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

i was about to ask if you all would still love me even if i infected you with my spores but of course you would bc ive Infected You With My Spores

hey everyone come here real quick and take some deep breaths for no reason, okay? how are we feeling also? just curious! warm and affectionate maybe? not really? hmm. that’s okay, take another deep breath for me. perfect. i really know it’s working when your eyes get all heart shaped like that. and i know what you’re thinking, of course, that it seems like a totally unnecessary side effect to evolve but have you considered that i really like the way it looks? anyway! why are you trying to hold your breath, come onnnn

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

I am in love with you /p

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

Pavlov is pissing himself laughing

i'd have sex with a semicolon if i could

Saw the new effect on likes for pride! An experiment: does the lesbian flag appear if there's just one tag?

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

woah.

it got better

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

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